General Why did sauron have the rings made?

[SongExotic2]

So lemme get this straight. The evilest cunt in middle Earth has 19 rings made that he gives to the world (who let's be honest, probably know he's a bit shady at this point) and has a turbo ring made for himself that has all his malice and power in it.

Then it gets chopped off and he's dead.

What a fucking idiot. Should have just left all his magic in himself.


No sympathy for him

 

[SongExotic2]

I have even less sympathy for the daft fuckers who accepted the other rings.

"My Lord a gift has arrived"

"From whom"

"From sauron sir"

"Oh you mean that cunt who lives in Mordor and tries to kill everything?"

"Yeah"

"Oh well that's nice of him"

 

[Qat]

The rings were made in the Second Age, where Sauron named himself Annatar and appeared in the form of a fair elf, seemingly send by the Valar (gods basically), to share his knowledge and make Middle Earth great again.
He worked together with the best Elven smiths of Eregion, most notably Celebrimbor, and forged many pieces including the rings, seven for the dwarfs, and nine for the men. Celebrimbor used that knowledge to also forge the three rings for the Elves, without Annatar knowing about it.

When the Elves realized who he was, it was already too late and the rings were forged. Then there was a war and torture and Sauron gained control over the nine and all that jizz.

As for Sauron amplifying his power with a ring, it was a risk and it didn't pay off.

 

[SongExotic2]

I wonder if Trump will have some rings formed by @Leigh


(Galt always says your an elf, I'm not in on the joke tho)

 

[Qat]

If you give me some beer for schooling you then your rating is accurate, @Song2!

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You've never been a hustler.

 

[member 3289]

I love how Qat gives an accurate explanation of dong2's question, and then dong doesn't even address it lol

 

[SongExotic2]

I love how Qat gives an accurate explanation of dong2's question, and then dong doesn't even address it lol

He made that shit up

 

[SongExotic2]

If you give me some beer for schooling you then your rating is accurate, @Song2!

Wasn't me

 

[SongExotic2]

View: https://m.imgur.com/lO7Cr2s

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Onetrickpony]

The rings were made in the Second Age, where Sauron named himself Annatar and appeared in the form of a fair elf, seemingly send by the Valar (gods basically), to share his knowledge and make Middle Earth great again.
He worked together with the best Elven smiths of Eregion, most notably Celebrimbor, and forged many pieces including the rings, seven for the dwarfs, and nine for the men. Celebrimbor used that knowledge to also forge the three rings for the Elves, without Annatar knowing about it.

When the Elves realized who he was, it was already too late and the rings were forged. Then there was a war and torture and Sauron gained control over the nine and all that jizz.

As for Sauron amplifying his power with a ring, it was a risk and it didn't pay off.

 

[Onetrickpony]

 

[SongExotic2]

Lidless....

.....Wreathed in stupidity

 

[SongExotic2]

I reckon if I was in charge of Mordor shit would have gone a lot different

 

[SongExotic2]

For a start, with all that magic and evil knocking about, I wouldn't be wasting time digging up slightly shitter than normal orcs.

I'd be making fucking terminators. And Ghostbusters to kill them ghosts from number 3. (Which is also the shittest part of any movie ever made. What the fuck were the writers thinking? Ghosts? Cunt off!)

I'd also get some Oakley's for my dragons so gandalfs light can't hurt them.

 

[SongExotic2]

And why did they let gollum go? He told them Shire.... Baggins. Should've offed the cunt. Why leave him alive after that?

 

[Qat]

And why did they let gollum go? He told them Shire.... Baggins. Should've offed the cunt. Why leave him alive after that?

That is even explained in the movies. Watch it again, cunt!

I reckon if I was in charge of Mordor shit would have gone a lot different

I would have gone to the shitter much sooner.

 

[SongExotic2]

That is even explained in the movies. Watch it again, cunt!


I would have gone to the shitter much sooner.

I'm not watching that shit again. Ghosts.

But correct me if I am wrong, if they stab gollum in the head after he tells them where the ring was, then the cunt couldn't be alive to destroy it at the end would he

 

[otaku1]

The rings were made in the Second Age, where Sauron named himself Annatar and appeared in the form of a fair elf, seemingly send by the Valar (gods basically), to share his knowledge and make Middle Earth great again.
He worked together with the best Elven smiths of Eregion, most notably Celebrimbor, and forged many pieces including the rings, seven for the dwarfs, and nine for the men. Celebrimbor used that knowledge to also forge the three rings for the Elves, without Annatar knowing about it.

When the Elves realized who he was, it was already too late and the rings were forged. Then there was a war and torture and Sauron gained control over the nine and all that jizz.

As for Sauron amplifying his power with a ring, it was a risk and it didn't pay off.

I've got the books... but don't recall reading that at all... it's been several years granted... where did you get that info? Source?

 

[otaku1]

you found that in the movies? probably the extended versions on DVD... never saw those...

 

[SongExotic2]

Qat is full of fluff. His nonsense usually tricks the commoner on the board but he can't fool a chiseled example of manliness such as I.


Also noticed @Galt is out of prison again . What say ye? You know about elfs

 

[Onetrickpony]

I reckon if I was in charge of Mordor shit would have gone a lot different

I'm sure it would've been.

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm sure it would've been.

The very first thing I would do is ban gay people who sell thier body to weirdos on YouTube....

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Qat is full of fluff. His nonsense usually tricks the commoner on the board but he can't fool a chiseled example of manliness such as I.


Also noticed @Galt is out of prison again . What say ye? You know about elfs

I agree with everything you have said, and twat is just making shit up.