St. Jude's calls me every fucking morning. Understand, I have nothing against people trying to raise money for childhood cancer prevention/research, buy take the fucking hint already, I'm not answering your call. Now fucking go piss up a rope.
I would. What's your point? We all have priorities. I like dogs way more than people. There once was a picture of a child cancer ward where everyone had video game life bars over their heads. All the nurses were in the green, while the kids with cancer were all in the red. It was probably the hardest I ever laughed in my life. I tried to explain the hilarity of it to coworkers one day, and they were much more horrified by my sense of humor than usual. Only one chick came up to me after I dried my tears of laughtet and told me to find the picture. Everyone else, not so much.I bet you would answer if it was the animal shelter.....
Cell or landline?St. Jude's calls me every fucking morning. Understand, I have nothing against people trying to raise money for childhood cancer prevention/research, buy take the fucking hint already, I'm not answering your call. Now fucking go piss up a rope.
What's your favorite sexual position?I would. What's your point? We all have priorities. I like dogs way more than people. There once was a picture of a child cancer ward where everyone had video game life bars over their heads. All the nurses were in the green, while the kids with cancer were all in the red. It was probably the hardest I ever laughed in my life. I tried to explain the hilarity of it to coworkers one day, and they were much more horrified by my sense of humor than usual. Only one chick came up to me after I dried my tears of laughtet and told me to find the picture. Everyone else, not so much.
Depends who I'm with.What's your favorite sexual position?
Landline.Cell or landline?
Well you already told me you like dogs way more than people.....soDepends who I'm with.
Your state doesnt have a no call list you can list your number on?St. Jude's calls me every fucking morning. Understand, I have nothing against people trying to raise money for childhood cancer prevention/research, buy take the fucking hint already, I'm not answering your call. Now fucking go piss up a rope.
They do. It just doesn't work. I've tried to block 100's of numbers, but then I get the same bullshit calls from an alternate number. If I ever track down the morons that are offering free estimation on new roofing or replacing my windows, I will find them and have half a dozen Molotovs and blades for happy fun time while burning them to the ground.Your state doesnt have a no call list you can list your number on?
The Panasonic line of homephones carries block options.Depends who I'm with.
Landline.
Just tell them you already had them out for a estimate and the salesman was a dickhead that you had to kick out and you wouldnt reccomend them putting windows in a bums bix for free.They do. It just doesn't work. I've tried to block 100's of numbers, but then I get the same bullshit calls from an alternate number. If I ever track down the morons that are offering free estimation on new roofing or replacing my windows, I will find them and have half a dozen Molotovs and blades for happy fun time while burning them to the ground.
Why do you still have a landline?Landline.
It's part of the package I get with att.Why do you still have a landline?
And people make fun of me for being old...
Tell them to fuck off.It's part of the package I get with att.
I've got unlimited data on my Morse code and free nights and weekends on my smoke signals!Why do you still have a landline?
And people make fun of me for being old...
I usually get people offering free estimates on window replacement or roof repair. I've literally threatened to find them, and burn their building to the ground. I usually add that i hope when i do its bring your child to work day. Surprised i haven't been arrested for some of the things I've said to tell them to fuck themselves.I get telemarketers all the time. It’s always 3 different types, sports gambling, credit card security, and health care. I always tell them to take my number off their list, but they just hang up, and I always block their number, but they always call back with different numbers. It is infuriating.