Wife invited to hen do - there will be a strip show

[Leigh]

My wife's friend is getting married and for her hen do, they are going to a strip show. My wife has been invited. Before she accepted, she asked me if I'm cool with it. I of course said it wasn't a problem and that she should have fun.

Over under on "having fun" meaning I have a son named Jamal in 9 months?

 

[La Paix]

 

[Hired Gun]

Jamal is better than Mohammed

 

[ECC170]

@Leigh



This VERY rich 70 yr old man Gets with 20 year old model..he takes her on trips,buys her everything and occasionally gets it up and porks her kinda...she ends up finding out Shes pregnant and they are very excited...So delivery day comes and hes far too nervous to be present while she's giving birth..

Few hours later the doctor comes out and says "Congratulations your wife is the new mother, a beautiful baby boy"...upon hearing this the old man rejoices and says "I knew it, I knew it...there might be Snow on the roof but there's still fire in the Furnace.."..the doctor looked at him puzzeled and replys "sir you might want to change your Filter, this baby is BLACK...she named him Jamal"

 

[ThatOneDude]

My wife's friend is getting married and for her hen do, they are going to a strip show. My wife has been invited. Before she accepted, she asked me if I'm cool with it. I of course said it wasn't a problem and that she should have fun.

Over under on "having fun" meaning I have a son named Jamal in 9 months?

I'd say the chance are pretty good, I'm sorry for your loss

 

[Left Hook Larry]

Hendo will be porking her at her hen do

 

[jason73]

 

[Robbie Hart]

this thread is too inviting.....mark this day in your calendars, I am taking the high road for the first time ever on this forum.......

 

[Hired Gun]

Two Words . . . . Dancing Bear

 

[Wintermute]

"Hen Do"?!

Where the fuck do you live? LOL

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

The women go nuts for the studs. We as men don't even come close to the .pandemonium. Good news for you, she will come home ready to rock. Who cares if she's imagining some greasy hunk with horse cock.

 

[sparkuri]

I wouldn't do it.
Karma would get me back on that day, and for the next 10,000 until he's arrested for indecent exposure.
Teach Jamaal to pull up his pants so you can support him well after 10,000 days.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Two Words . . . . Dancing Bear

My first thought.

 

[Robbie Hart]

"Hen Do"?!

Where the fuck do you live? LOL

England, they call bachelor and bachelorette parties, stag do's and hen do's, respectively

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Most skripping men are jaded and tired of banging after a year or two skripping.

There are only a few that would take your wife to the dirty little bathroom, drop down & eat her out. Then once her knees give out he'll grab both thighs, spread them high while gripping each of her ass cheeks, then pound her in circular motions while she's helpless to stop coming and is damn near crying.

Only a few male skrippers will do that. You're probably safe dog.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Most skripping men are jaded and tired of banging after a year or two skripping.

There are only a few that would take your wife to the dirty little bathroom, drop down & eat her out. Then once her knees give out he'll grab both thighs, spread them high while gripping each of her ass cheeks, then pound her in circular motions while she's helpless to stop coming and is damn near crying.

Only a few male skrippers will do that. You're probably safe dog.

not enough detail, unsure of what you mean......

 

[Hired Gun]

When I was 18 I worked at a strip bar as an MC. We had Ladies Night once a month in the 2nd story and would bring in male strippers. All of the security guys loved it as all the wives would come out all horny and it was easy pickens.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

When I was 18 I worked at a strip bar as an MC. We had Ladies Night once a month in the 2nd story and would bring in male strippers. All of the security guys loved it as all the wives would come out all horny and it was easy pickens.

I went to a "white" club that had male skrippers monthly. Rock music, white niggas herking & jerking off beat. Was embarrassed and bored.

Went to a concert hall rsvp "black" male skripper event. R&B music, seductive lighting, bare neekid big black dicks, skrippers lifting broads up, chair & all. Was traumatized when 2 tried to hump me cuz I was the least fat woman & they lifted me easily.

Then I was pissed cuz raw dick was swinging over my wine glass & they dirtbags got oil on my suede cha cha heels when the were trying to hump my legs while holding my chair up.

I went the fuck OFF. Got a free bottle of wine

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Hendo will be porking her at her hen do

 

[Robbie Hart]

Where is this "hen do"?

 

[Chief]

Where is this "hen do"?

Easy there Bill Cosby.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Easy there Bill Cosby.

Not the intention, just curious as to location.......I ain't looking for Leigh to be looking for me, beleedat

 

[lookoutawhale]

nothing good can come from this stagette!

Winter is coming...

 

[Leigh]

Where is this "hen do"?

It's a show called " Dream Boys" in Bournemouth