General Wife is mad

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  1. Toelocku

    Toelocku Nationalist Populist

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    I wont do the dirty cause aunt flo is here...she mad
     
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  2. Fuðflogi

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    Don’t be a big meanie.
     
  3. Toelocku

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    Eewww
     
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    I am gonna need pics to assess this property.
     
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  7. Toelocku

    Toelocku Nationalist Populist

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    I suggested that but it's a solid no:(
     
  8. Toelocku

    Toelocku Nationalist Populist

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    Tampon in?
     
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  9. RaginCajun

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    Be creative. I am not picky.
     
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    Was going to put this in the mayo thread but it’s obviously better suited here.

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  11. Never_Rolled

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    Jeez I eat pussy if they are on the rag. Just lick the clit. I will never understand guys who won’t fuck if a chick is on their period. Grow the fuck up.
     
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  12. RaginCajun

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    Real solution...bang her in the shower.
     
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    I have made girls bleed when they not on their period. So fuck all that. If she's hot do it. Or someone else will. Put a towel down and smash it
     
  14. ENOCK

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    Will you not do the dirty because you already did the dirty with Aunt Flo?
     
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  15. ENOCK

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    Did you cut them with a knife?
     
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    They bleed because they’ve already had 100 cocks in them earlier that day.
     
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  17. ENOCK

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    Well for one you devil worshipping heathen, anyone with a moral compass and follows the Bible’s teachings know a man is to never lay with a women on the rag.

    You’re going to fry like a shish kebab in hell you son of a bitch.
     
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    Thank God I’m an atheist.
     
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    No you haven't
     
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    the clotting is ribs for yours pleasure
     
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