Here's how my week looked and apparently the boss has the shits at me;
Wrote a 68 page systems manual without the system being live in a test environment so I had to use my crystal balls. Now the system is for Hull Insurance which I dont know much about so once I got access to the test system yesterday I had to pretty much rewrite the whole 68 pages but the format was already there.
I then had to create a rating algorithm from scratch so when lil Insurance broker cunt plugs in his clients info he gets the price in real time. (Hull base rate * hull sum insured) + (Location Loading less higher deductible discount ) Less buyer group discount /Seaward limit blah blah .. you get the picture but about 6 lines of that bullshit
Re-wrote 8 pages of the hull wording which my boss fucked up but not that I can point that out or feelings might get hurt.
Oh our Western Australian regional Manager is on leave so Im carrying his work, theres a fucking 3 hour difference so his clients were calling and emailing me til 0900 (after which I switch off)
The above is on top of my normal day to day duties cause we are rolling out a new product.
Im doing this all from home, my printer is fucked, im a recovring alkie who hasnt slept in fuck knows when
I should just say fuck it and start drinking again aye fellas? no one appreciates my sobriety or my hard work so fuck it liver cancer here I come!
Wrote a 68 page systems manual without the system being live in a test environment so I had to use my crystal balls. Now the system is for Hull Insurance which I dont know much about so once I got access to the test system yesterday I had to pretty much rewrite the whole 68 pages but the format was already there.
I then had to create a rating algorithm from scratch so when lil Insurance broker cunt plugs in his clients info he gets the price in real time. (Hull base rate * hull sum insured) + (Location Loading less higher deductible discount ) Less buyer group discount /Seaward limit blah blah .. you get the picture but about 6 lines of that bullshit
Re-wrote 8 pages of the hull wording which my boss fucked up but not that I can point that out or feelings might get hurt.
Oh our Western Australian regional Manager is on leave so Im carrying his work, theres a fucking 3 hour difference so his clients were calling and emailing me til 0900 (after which I switch off)
The above is on top of my normal day to day duties cause we are rolling out a new product.
Im doing this all from home, my printer is fucked, im a recovring alkie who hasnt slept in fuck knows when
I should just say fuck it and start drinking again aye fellas? no one appreciates my sobriety or my hard work so fuck it liver cancer here I come!
