Worst music lyrics ever written....

[La Paix]

Def Leopard - Let's get rocked - " LETS GET THE ROCK OUTA HERE!"

 

[Wild]

Poison: Look what the cat dragged in

[video=youtube;l-hlcaCC_1I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hlcaCC_1I[/video]

 

[La Paix]

Lol. I hope many jump in here for good laughs.

 

[SongExotic2]

My hump my hump my hump my hump Check it out

 

[megatherium]

High hokum courtesy Alan Jackson:

[video=youtube_share;ZsjwqxjpDoo]http://youtu.be/ZsjwqxjpDoo[/video]

 

[megatherium]

"Smokin'"

We're gonna play you a song, a little bit of rock-n-roll
You gotta let yourself go, the band's gonna take control.
We're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight

Smokin', Smokin'
We're cookin' tonight, just keep on tokin'
Smokin', Smokin'
I feel alright, mamma I'm not jokin', yeah.

Get your feet to the floor, everybody rock and roll
You've got nothing to lose just the rhythm and blues, that's all, yeah
We're gonna feel ok
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight.

Smokin', Smokin'
We're cookin' tonight, just keep on tokin'
Smokin', Smokin'
I feel alright, mamma I'm not jokin', yeah.

Everybody jumpin', dancin' to the boogie tonight
Clap your hands, move your feet
If you don't you know it won't seem right
We're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight

We're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight, well alright!​

[video=youtube_share;5GzMx9CnhVk]http://youtu.be/5GzMx9CnhVk[/video]

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

This is something that was brought to everyone's attention over at EVILYOSHIDA.COM by a poster named antidis.

The fat guy in the orange shirt kept talking about what a rock star he was in this huge band and it turns out he was a chubby mexican built like a potato sack that wears make up whose bands biggest gig was in a food court.

These are the kind of lyrics that would make Bob Dylan jealous with Envy.



"CASTLE DRACULAAAAAAAAAA"

*followed by unintelligible screaming for 5 straight minutes*


Here it is in all it's glory......The infamous "Castle Dracula" video.

[video=youtube;iYtP_p_4b-0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYtP_p_4b-0[/video]

SUCH RANGE!!!!

[video=youtube;d2Dg5AmmZbg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Dg5AmmZbg[/video]

 

[megatherium]

Satch, it was your fabulous record reviews of 70's rock groups that first caused a stir at that website. Who could forget. Now let's post some bad music!

Let me kick it off then with this Sandler and Young 'classic' :

[video=youtube_share;4H9zytUH8Uw]http://youtu.be/4H9zytUH8Uw[/video]

 

[megatherium]

This is something that was brought to everyone's attention over at EVILYOSHIDA.COM by a poster named antidis.

The fat guy in the orange shirt kept talking about what a rock star he was in this huge band and it turns out he was a chubby mexican built like a potato sack that wears make up whose bands biggest gig was in a food court.

These are the kind of lyrics that would make Bob Dylan jealous with Envy.



"CASTLE DRACULAAAAAAAAAA"

*followed by unintelligible screaming for 5 straight minutes*


Here it is in all it's glory......The infamous "Castle Dracula" video.

[video=youtube;iYtP_p_4b-0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYtP_p_4b-0[/video]

SUCH RANGE!!!!

[video=youtube;d2Dg5AmmZbg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Dg5AmmZbg[/video]

Wow, that's the band eh. For music it doesn't seem very.....musical?

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

I have to chuckle at that video you posted. Talk about incoherent mumbling. What language is that? i appreciate the compliment mega. It's widely known I used to write for CREEM magazine back in the 70's before I was caught smuggling 10 kilos on cocaine and heroin into this country from India.

I remember first seeing this video on the cartoon Beavis and Butthead as a child and last seeing it on Senor Penis's mp3 player.

Goth Rock from the UK with an electro influence that was a huge inspiration for Ekavohs. Watching this video is where they first decided to wear make up the same way that women and homosexuals do.

[video=youtube;Bfm7cOJfOjk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfm7cOJfOjk[/video]

 

[megatherium]

A couple of fruits had this horrible seventies hit Bad Blood:

[video=youtube_share;YTTVx--i3m0]http://youtu.be/YTTVx--i3m0[/video]

 

[megatherium]

You weren't Lester Bangs' speed dealer were you sach?

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

A couple of fruits indeed. I hate to go here because this was a HUGE hit back for Diet Butcher when he was in college and a track that the poster known as Pappy Knuckles from EILYOSHIDA.COM still rocks today.

I love that 80's sound but Eddie Murphy really shit the bed with this one. Don't quit your day job giving transsexual prostitutes a ride home late at night Eddie.

[video=youtube;bDbpzjbXUZI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI[/video]

 

[megatherium]

From the awful William Shatner rock classics album:

[video=youtube_share;wyk7rR-VcGQ]http://youtu.be/wyk7rR-VcGQ[/video]

 

[megatherium]

The goofy old homosexual Jim Nabors belting out "On a Clear Day' on glorious reel to reel!

[video=youtube_share;33wiLd_MeBM]http://youtu.be/33wiLd_MeBM[/video]

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

Cringe worthy video mega. I'm not sure if you remember but I believe the poster known as antidis bought Anti-Archon that cd for Christmas and was featured in his "Secret Santa" thread.

I guess archon is a HUGE fan of Shatner's acting and music. "The kind of thesbian and entertainer that comes along once in a lifetime" is what he said at EVILYOSHIDA.COM


Here are a couple of other part time fruits who just feel like dancing in the street when there are designated areas for that kind of deviant behavior only found in the subverted "west" as EVILYOSHIDA would say

[video=youtube;9G4jnaznUoQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ[/video]

 

[megatherium]

A little German Bossa from theTeddy Parker!

[video=youtube_share;tw1io_X317w]http://youtu.be/tw1io_X317w[/video]

 

[megatherium]

Here's a scopitone of Teddy in Copacabana!

[video=youtube_share;VdUX_C77mE8]http://youtu.be/VdUX_C77mE8[/video]

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

mega will appreciate this. 1969. "Philosophy of the World - The shaggs"

MY GAWD This terrible music!

This would still sound bad on some Vincent Vega high quality $3,000 dollar smack from Lance's house where white people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit go.

[video=youtube;hxPsXPCR5MU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU[/video]

 

[megatherium]

That's incredible sach! Thanks for that one.

 

[ThatOneDude]

i want some pink flyod or Jethro Tull...i will be a happy drunk moron

 

[Goldie Wilson III]

You weren't Lester Bangs' speed dealer were you sach?

sorry I missed this mega. sometimes posts appear in a nonlinear fashion on this forum. hopefully the guys here get their top men to rectify this situation.

I can't really talk about Lester Bangs due to their still being an open investigation as to who supplied him with the darvon and valium that contributed to his overdose through multiple drug intoxication.

 

[megatherium]

i want some pink flyod or Jethro Tull...i will be a happy drunk moron

[video=youtube_share;sFox3z5x7vM]http://youtu.be/sFox3z5x7vM[/video]

 

[megatherium]

A cringe worthy offering from Kenny Rogers and The First Edition:

[video=youtube_share;xO1CqLpadAM]http://youtu.be/xO1CqLpadAM[/video]

 

[Splinty]

Bringing out the big guns:

[GFY]ShockedElementaryAfricangroundhornbill[/GFY]
[h=2]I will not be responsible for your lover's attraction
I will not be a victim of your aggressive reaction
Now turn around and be the best you can be
you'll be amazed how it'll set you free
from your wicked jealousy
Chorus:
Don't put it on me girl
don't put it on me girl, no
Don't put it on me girl, don't (repeat)
When I go shopping ah all eyes be poppin
When I'm a walking ah all jaws be droppin
He'll try to be fly when I I walk by
It's not my fault you can't control your guy oh!
I will not be responsible for your lover's attraction
I will not be a victim of your aggressive reaction
Now turn around and be the best you can be
you'll be amazed how it'll set you free from your wicked jealousy
(Chorus)
I want you to know that in another time we could be friends
Share what is ahead of us in life so why don't you open up and let me get close?
I am a good friend you will remember the most you will remember
(chorus)
I don't dress for him, I dress for me.[/h]


[video=youtube;Yv8EOqVeL_g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv8EOqVeL_g[/video]