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Splinty

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And while I'm a HUGE fan of the operatic rap masterpiece, Trapped in the Closet , I'm not sure what Sir Robert Kellz was on about there:

And she said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin'
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax, Just let go of my leg

[video=youtube;K3MBmAtM1Ic]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3MBmAtM1Ic[/video]
 

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"Hit The Lights" Metallica
No life till leather
We are gonna kick some ass tonight
We got the metal madness
When our fans start screaming
It's right well alright
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

You know our fans are insane
We are gonna blow this place away
with volume higher
Than anything today the only way
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights

With all our screaming
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again

Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights


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"We Built This City" Jefferson Starship
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

Someone's always playing corporation games
Who cares, they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

It's just another Sunday
In a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh
Then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, coming through your schools

(I'm looking out over that Golden Gate bridge on another gorgeous sunny Saturday and I'm seein' that bumper to bumper traffic.)

Don't you remember? (remember)

(Here's your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city, the city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps.)

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city (oh)
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll

(We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)
(We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)
(We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)
(We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)

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"What Is Love" Haddaway
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?

Yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

What is love?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

What is love?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
 

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No cheesy music thread would be complete without at least one worthy entry from the Englebert Humperdinck catalogue

[video=youtube_share;-g5M5YhB4IQ]http://youtu.be/-g5M5YhB4IQ[/video]
 

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Another timeless Engelbert classic - with a little Latin flavor this time!

[video=youtube_share;128LI6_4L-s]http://youtu.be/128LI6_4L-s[/video]
 

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[video=youtube;dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]


Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
 

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[video=youtube;bDbpzjbXUZI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI[/video]

[h=1]Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy (HQ Audio)[/h]
 

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[video=youtube;Rk_sAHh9s08]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08[/video]
[h=1]Enigma - Return To Innocence[/h]
 

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[video=youtube;8PvebsWcpto]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PvebsWcpto[/video]
[h=1]Florida Georgia Line - Cruise[/h]
Hands down thee worst country song, save a horse ride a cowboy is a razor close second.
 

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From the David Hasselhoff collection...and Fatbody's ipod!

[video=youtube_share;PJQVlVHsFF8]http://youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8[/video]
 

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[h=1]The Normal - Warm Leatherette[/h]
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette

Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash

Warm leatherette

A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die

On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Join the car crash set



[video=youtube_share;S5QErPDNcj4]http://youtu.be/S5QErPDNcj4[/video]
 

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Here a little track that was big in the south especially the Miami area in the late 90's. This was quite the culture clash for me coming from India.


It's peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time!

bridge:
now Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
Where he at?
NowThere he go
There he go
There he go
There he go

Peanut butter jelly [x4]

chorus:
Do the Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Do the Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

[video=youtube;eRBOgtp0Hac]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOgtp0Hac[/video]

 

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Getting back to country, here's some timeless hokum that'll have your guests reaching for their coats and hats lickity split. Use with caution, this material should be reserved those days when you hate the world and don't wish to be pestered by friends/family:

[video=youtube_share;iZOQMve5iJk]http://youtu.be/iZOQMve5iJk[/video]

Hey

Hello baby, Conway here
Let me lay this in your ear
Get ready to go, but we gonna roll about sundown
I got some boogie woogie music on the old 8-track
Yeah, I got the top laid back
And we'll go cruisin' and we'll go foolin' around

Well here I am baby, are you ready to play?
Slide it on in, we'll slip away
We gotta get it, we ain't got a minute to waste
I got a 6-pack of longnecks, the trunk on ice
Ooh but you sure look nice
Makes me want to hug you and kiss you all over your face

Well it's a red neckin', love makin' night
You ain't had much till you been touched in the moonlight
You feel it the most when you get real close and you hold on tight
It's a red neckin', love makin' night
It's a red neckin', love makin' night

The stars in your eyes, the wind in your hair
Oh, what a down home love affair
When we go out walkin', we know what we're talkin' about
And listen to the wipperwills how they sing
Just like us, they're doin' their thing
We know what we got when the nights gets hot down south

Yeah, it's a red neckin', love makin' night
You ain't had much till you been touched in the moonlight
You feel it the most when you get real close and you hold on tight
It's a red neckin', love makin' night
It's a red neckin', love makin' night

It's a red neckin', love makin' night
You ain't had much till you been touched in the moonlight
You feel it the most when you get real close and you hold on tight
Well, it's a red neckin', love makin' night
It's a red neckin', love makin' night

Hey
Eat your heart out killer
You know I love you

Red neckin', love makin' night
Now don't wreck-in my phone son
Let him in there
Hey, hey, hey
Ooh, hold on tight
Ahh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Red neckin', love makin' night
You ain't had much till you been touched in the moonlight
You feel it the most when you get real close and you hold on tight
It's a red neckin', love makin' night
It's a red neckin', love makin' night
 

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Incredibly, Twitty scored twice on the same album 'Mr T' . A guaranteed room-clearer, the second shot is here for your listening 'pleasure' just in case the first volley was unsuccessful:

[video=youtube_share;LIYtv5UmyxU]http://youtu.be/LIYtv5UmyxU[/video]

Tight Fittin' Jeans"
She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore
But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before
And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen
And she knew I saw right through her tight fittin' jeans

I ask her what's a woman like you doin' here
I see you're use to champagne but I'll buy you a beer
She said you've got me figured out but I'm not what I seem
And for a dance I'll tell you 'bout these tight fittin' jeans

She said I married money, I'm use to wearin' pearls
But I've always dreamed of bein' just a good ol' boys girl
So tonight I left those crystal candle lights to live a dream
And partner, there's a tiger in these tight fittin' jeans

We danced every dance and Lord the beer that we went through
I'm satisfied I did my best to make her dream come true
As she played out her fantasy before my eyes it seemed
A cowgirl came alive inside those tight fittin' jeans

In my mind she's still a lady that's all I'm gonna say
I knew that I'd been broken by the time we parted way
And I know I held more woman than most eyes have ever seen
That night I knew a lady wearin' tight fittin' jeans

Well now she's back in her world and I'm still stuck in mine
But I know I'll always remember the time
A cowboy once had a millionaire's dream
And Lord I love that lady wearin' tight fittin' jeans
 

La Paix

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^^^^ As a big fan of rap I get shit on by the older crowd, fair enough, I get why. Having said that there are some country tunes that are soooooooo bad, painful to hear.
 

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Alright, who wants to go Boot Scootin'?

[video=youtube_share;d05tQrhNMkA]http://youtu.be/d05tQrhNMkA[/video]

"Boot Scootin' Boogie"
Out in the country past the city limits sign
Well there's a honky tonk near the county line
The joint starts jumpin everynight when the sun goes down
They got whiskey women music & smoke
It's where all the country folk go to boot scootin' boogie

I've got a good job I work hard for my money
When it's quittin time I hit the door runnin'
I fire up my pickup truck & let the horses run
I go flyin' down that highway to that hide-a-way
Stuck out in the woods to do the boot scootin' boogie


Yeah, heel, toe, docie doe come on baby let's go boot scootin
Cadilac black jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie
Oh get down, turn around go to town boot scootin' boogie

The bartender asks me says son what'll it be
I want a shot at that redhead yonder lookin' at me
The dance floors hoppin' & it's hotter than the fourth of July
I see outlaws, inlaws crooks & straights all out makin' it shake
Doin' the boot scootin' boogie

Yeah, heel, toe, docie doe come on baby let's go boot scootin
Cadilac black jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie
Oh get down, turn around go to town boot scootin' boogie
 

Goldie Wilson III

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BirdWatcher;n13269 said:
^^^^ As a big fan of rap I get shit on by the older crowd, fair enough, I get why. Having said that there are some country tunes that are soooooooo bad, painful to hear.
For Birdwatcher a "big fan of rap" this was a huge track when I was in High School back around 99.

Deeeeep Lyrics talking about the everyday struggle in the ghetto. Reminds me a little of an early William Shakespeare

[video=youtube;3HV9FVWhx6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HV9FVWhx6c[/video]
(girl) Give me that dick *siren sounding*
(sucking sounds)

(Chorus)
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Lord Infamous: Trick kinda feisty, her lips they entice me
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Lord Infamous: Trick kinda feisty, her lips they entice me

[DJ Paul]
Grab my dick suck it hoes
Grab my nuts suck it hoes
Fuck with you on a dick
But not on a bed fold
Rip holes is sowed, bananas in assholes
Got you mad every time you seeing me with some hoes
Every time I check I see 68 in my beeper
Makes you just wanna suck knowing I ain't gonna eat ya
Let's go to bed in my bed still I woke up
Got 'em heading over here for that nigga named Paul
Maybe I'd want the pussy ho if yo ass didn't smell
I doubt you could get some dick from a nigga on bail
And you wear name-brand, but yo shit ain't clean
Ain't no use in spending your last G's nahmean?
Telling me you love me (what, what)
Telling me my dick is worth hugging (what, ho)
You's a freak in your book any dick is gold
Want so bad to be my lady
Want so bad to make it happen
Keep it coming like it's coming
Maybe you could keep a cap (bitch)

Chorus

[Juicy J]
Juicy was a ho that lives out in the south
Gaps in her mouth you know what I'm talking about
I was rapping at a club and backstage she going
I bust a ??? out her ??? then I knew she was hoeing
Fuck that I got a big ball haul cargo
A fucking face like a goat
But she deep in the throat
But I don't know I got her number from this bitch on Phil
And she wrote next to her name "cappin niggas at will"
Cappin niggas at will, I'll probably call who knows
In the bathroom and ??? nothing but ??? she blows
278-9144 shiiiiiiit
If I called out her number you'd be datin' the biiiiitch
You tryin to say, hell naw she's the best of them all
I heard she puts barbeque sauce all over your balls (Daaamnn)
Hands behind your back and you're facing the wall
Licking, sticking, blowing, spitting 'till you weak up and fall

Chorus

[Gangsta Boo]
Ain't this a bitch
How you niggas gonna say that shit
When you been kissing on the lips that the dick just went in
I'm Gangsta Boo laid back never sucking you baby
But you can join me in a threesome, you and me and my lady
So you can bring out the freak in me as I bring in you
You get to licking on my pearl tongue, I love you boo
I'm hummin for another cummin, put your fingers inside
Get me wet and wild baby I've been away for a while
You sayin you ain't with that freaky shit
Why ya'll let us suck ya'll dick?
Why ya'll let us kiss ya'll in the mouth when we finish it?
If it's such a problem don't be bothered bout a bitch like I
Don't be bothered bout another bitch eatin' pussy, why?
Busta ass niggas try to act like they ain't dirty
What kinda clean nigga fuck wit' a ho that's dirty?
Why ya'll tryin to fool Mrs. Lady, I ain't going nigga
Yea you got bitches sucking dick just like some of you niggas

DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick
 

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unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop

[video=youtube;Xk5y4wvsLyY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5y4wvsLyY[/video]

 

La Paix

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sachin tendulkar;n14035 said:
For Birdwatcher a "big fan of rap" this was a huge track when I was in High School back around 99.

Deeeeep Lyrics talking about the everyday struggle in the ghetto. Reminds me a little of an early William Shakespeare

[video=youtube;3HV9FVWhx6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HV9FVWhx6c[/video]
(girl) Give me that dick *siren sounding*
(sucking sounds)

(Chorus)
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Lord Infamous: Trick kinda feisty, her lips they entice me
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Juicy J: Check in with me and do your job
DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick, nigga what!
Lord Infamous: Trick kinda feisty, her lips they entice me

[DJ Paul]
Grab my dick suck it hoes
Grab my nuts suck it hoes
Fuck with you on a dick
But not on a bed fold
Rip holes is sowed, bananas in assholes
Got you mad every time you seeing me with some hoes
Every time I check I see 68 in my beeper
Makes you just wanna suck knowing I ain't gonna eat ya
Let's go to bed in my bed still I woke up
Got 'em heading over here for that nigga named Paul
Maybe I'd want the pussy ho if yo ass didn't smell
I doubt you could get some dick from a nigga on bail
And you wear name-brand, but yo shit ain't clean
Ain't no use in spending your last G's nahmean?
Telling me you love me (what, what)
Telling me my dick is worth hugging (what, ho)
You's a freak in your book any dick is gold
Want so bad to be my lady
Want so bad to make it happen
Keep it coming like it's coming
Maybe you could keep a cap (bitch)

Chorus

[Juicy J]
Juicy was a ho that lives out in the south
Gaps in her mouth you know what I'm talking about
I was rapping at a club and backstage she going
I bust a ??? out her ??? then I knew she was hoeing
Fuck that I got a big ball haul cargo
A fucking face like a goat
But she deep in the throat
But I don't know I got her number from this bitch on Phil
And she wrote next to her name "cappin niggas at will"
Cappin niggas at will, I'll probably call who knows
In the bathroom and ??? nothing but ??? she blows
278-9144 shiiiiiiit
If I called out her number you'd be datin' the biiiiitch
You tryin to say, hell naw she's the best of them all
I heard she puts barbeque sauce all over your balls (Daaamnn)
Hands behind your back and you're facing the wall
Licking, sticking, blowing, spitting 'till you weak up and fall

Chorus

[Gangsta Boo]
Ain't this a bitch
How you niggas gonna say that shit
When you been kissing on the lips that the dick just went in
I'm Gangsta Boo laid back never sucking you baby
But you can join me in a threesome, you and me and my lady
So you can bring out the freak in me as I bring in you
You get to licking on my pearl tongue, I love you boo
I'm hummin for another cummin, put your fingers inside
Get me wet and wild baby I've been away for a while
You sayin you ain't with that freaky shit
Why ya'll let us suck ya'll dick?
Why ya'll let us kiss ya'll in the mouth when we finish it?
If it's such a problem don't be bothered bout a bitch like I
Don't be bothered bout another bitch eatin' pussy, why?
Busta ass niggas try to act like they ain't dirty
What kinda clean nigga fuck wit' a ho that's dirty?
Why ya'll tryin to fool Mrs. Lady, I ain't going nigga
Yea you got bitches sucking dick just like some of you niggas

DJ Paul: All dirty hoes suck dick

Never realized how lyrical these guys were until I got to read it alone. Gives me goosebumps.
 

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I sucked Stillmatics WOODley;n12664 said:
[video=youtube;dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]


Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
oh shit! that's my jam. :banana:
 

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ministry of silly walks;n18034 said:
do i win?
[video=youtube;kffacxfA7G4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4[/video]

Congratulations my friend, that's just plain awful!
 

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An entry from the Trucker narrations thread:



Red Sovine - Giddy Up Go


[video=youtube_share;bzmHccFKqOI]http://youtu.be/bzmHccFKqOI[/video]