Worst music lyrics ever written....

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Freeman

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I Wild Each It;n10058 said:
Poison: Look what the cat dragged in

[video=youtube;l-hlcaCC_1I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hlcaCC_1I[/video]
I thought I knew Poison, but I never knew about this video. Hot chick tho!
 

Wild

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^^^ You just know Brett Michaels hit that too. That bastard!
 

diet butcher

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This. Is pretty hard to top. might as well end thread right here.

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[h=1]Funky Man[/h] [h=2]Dee Dee Ramone[/h]
Alarm clock ring
And it's time to get up
It's time to do that funky strut
I'm a funky man
I got funky bones
I'm funky man
My name is dee dee ramone

Well let me tell you about myself
I play the bass in a punk rock band
Been to all the world
Even to japan
And nothing can surprise me man
I've seen it all
Had a ball
Someone should make a dee dee doll

Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky

I'm a lucky guy
I got the world on a string
If i could do it over
I wouldn't change a thing
Sometimes i call myself dee dee king
I like to hear the birds on paradise sing

I thank the good man above
That he gave me a sexy blonde to love
Now she wants a mercedes benz
Would make more sense
These are the problems i'm gonna have

Not a millionaire
Not doing too bad
When we sell the camaro
I will be glad

I'm a funky
Funky guy
I'm a funky
Funky guy
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

Didn't have much of an education
I live every day likes it's my vacation
Got a the dog
I'm the one that sings ya.....warthog!
For the last ten years i've been doing the bop
And i'm still not tired
I'm never gonna stop
I like what i'm doing and i'm having fun
Here's some advice for everyone
Try to make the most out of every day
And remember that drugs don't pay!

I'm a funky
Funky guy
I'm a funky
Funky guy
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky

I like rap
And hip hop
I like hardcore
And punk rock
I like hot-dogs, franks and beans
I grew up in forrest hills queens
I like to win
Don't like to fail
So once again
The bill's in the mail

I'm a funky guy
I got funky bones
I'm a funky guy
My name is dee dee ramone

Well alright
I'm a funky guy
Well alright
I'm a funky guy

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky
I'm a funky guy
I'm a funky guy
I'm a funky guy

I'm a funky guy




 

Rum

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Always hated "Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to ..."

Like 'poetry' written by a 14 year old who's just learned what a metaphor is but has no idea how to wield them yet.

On the other hand I was a fan of 'No Scrubs' so go figure.
 

FeeO

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I cringe every time I hear Bryan Adams in "Summer of '69":

Me and some guys from school/had a band and we tried real hard

That is the most bitch-ass aspiring rock band ever. "But we triiiied so haaaard!"

I'd also like to know what kind of perverse bureaucratic infrastructure is responsible for building highways to the danger zone.
 

Rum

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I'd also like to know what kind of perverse bureaucratic infrastructure is responsible for building highways to the danger zone.
I must've listened to that song 2,000 times as a kid, cranking it up on my walkman as I biked my paper run in the early mornings, but until the internet happened I never realised that was the lyric. I always heard (and sang) "I went to the danger zone" rather than "Highway to the danger zone".

I guess my subconscious thought the highway thing was so dumb it changed the words on the neural path between my ears and my brain to something which made more sense.
 

Emmery Myers

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Every John Mellencamp song ever

But nothing is worse than this


"Fancy"
(feat. Charli XCX)

[Verse 1 — Iggy Azalea:]
First thing's first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right)
You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that

[Chorus — Charli XCX:]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Verse 2 — Iggy Azalea:]
I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this."
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, they speak it depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

[Chorus — Charli XCX:]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Bridge — Charli XCX:]
Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch
Ow...

[Verse 3 — Iggy Azalea:]
Still stuntin', how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that
It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh?
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like

[Chorus — Charli XCX:]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

[Outro]
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Blow

Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w
 

sparkuri

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I cringe every time I hear Bryan Adams in "Summer of '69":

Me and some guys from school/had a band and we tried real hard

That is the most bitch-ass aspiring rock band ever. "But we triiiied so haaaard!"

I'd also like to know what kind of perverse bureaucratic infrastructure is responsible for building highways to the danger zone.
SO glad this was mentioned.
I can't BEAR listening to that stupid ass song.
"AND WE TRIED REAL HARD!"
What song-writer, editor, producer or otherwise, collaborated on and RELEASED lyrics that painful?

And on that album, "Run to you", one of my top 100 ballads.


Without further adieu, my nomination for the woist....





View: https://youtu.be/dPGAYhH7IwI







Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
(Yo, DJ, pump this party)

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am
I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am
I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am
I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am
I'm gonna get you, baby
I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
(Yo, DJ, pump this party)

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine
You know you're gonna be mine

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da

Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
Da da da a doo da da
Da da da a doo da da da
 
P

Punch

Guest
I nominate:

Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)
Girls! We run this mother (yeah)

Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Some of them men think they freak this like we do
But no they don't
Make your cheque come at they neck
Disrespect us no they won't

Boy don't even try to touch this
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston, Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later
I think I need a barber
None of these niggas can fade me
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this

Boy I'm just playing
Come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me

My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me

Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)

It's hot up in here DJ
Don't be scared to run this-run this back
I'm rapping for the girls who taking over the world
Help me raise a glass for the college grads
41 rolling to let you know what time it is, check
You can't hold me
I work my 9 to 5, better cut my check

This goes out to all the women getting it in you're on your grind
To other men that respect what I do please accept my shine
Boy you know you love it how we're smart enough to make these millions
Strong enough to bear the children then get back to business

See, you better not play me
Oh, come here baby
Hope you still like me
F' you pay me

My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power, the love we can devour
You'll do anything for me

Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother? Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run this mother! Girls
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)
Who run the world? Girls (girls)

Who are we?
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we ?
What we run?!
The world
(Who run this mother?)
Who are we?
What do we run?!
We run the world
(Who run this mother?!)
Who are we?!
What we run?!
We run the world!!

Who run the world? Girls
 

FeeO

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"Endless power, the love we can devour"?!

Dude.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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I am THE WORST at understanding or recognizining lyrics. I fuck them up constantly or just mumble loud as fuck to the radio. Its ridiculous and embarrassing when I get caught.

Dire straits Sultans...I sang sultans of suede for the longest time.

Queen fat bottom girls, they make the rocking world go 'round. In HS I asked my friend, "who wants flat bottom girls"..i was able to play like I was joking..but wasnt

Revved up like a douche..
 

ChaosOverkill

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ANYTHING THIS BAND HAS EVER RELEASED:



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vJId35M9w



Also a pedophile band, also one of those things tweens get into and tell their parents "They don't understand". I challenge anyone to get back to me with an actual comprehensive explanation of what this band is. They look like the result of Peter Criss making love to Brooklyn hipsters and Japanese anime schoolgirls.

Parodied on Southpark as "Tweenwave", just read this and try not to fill your own skull with barf.
Kids are precious, but if yours falls for the trap, might consider the Old Yeller route.


BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR LYRICS
"I ♥ Hello Kitty"

Dance Fire Up In This Room Ah! Ah!
Expecting Certain Dooom Ah! Ah!

Attention Please!
Everyone in the dance club freeze
Remain the position And Bleed!

Ah! Ah! I Like It
Against The Wall
Just Fuck Me In The Hall
You Scream " Meat Sucks"
We'll your Out Of Luck
I'll Fuck You In The Face
And Leave A Nice Taste
A Hot Mess!
That's What's Up!
I'll Fuck You in the club
On The Ground
Mop It up
Relax! Relax!
It's My Secksy Track!
Fresh To Death
Don't you dare forget
Ghetto Blastin
Hot Sex Everlastin
HELLZ YA BITCH!

H - E - L - L - O
Blasting Through Your stereo
K - I - T- T- Y
Let Me Slip Between Your Thighs
H - E - L - L- O
Coming Straight From Tokyo
K - I - T - T - Y
My Sex Will Leave You Satisfied
H - E - L - L- O
Show Me How Your Sucha Hoe
K - I - T - T - Y
Bitch I'll Make You Fucking Cry
H - E - L - L- O
Down On Your Knees And Blow
K - I - T - T - Y
YOUR SUCHA FUCKING CUTIE PIE!

Crank That And Shake That
Dancing With My Kitty
And Leaving This Committee
O It's Such A Pity
But We're On Fire
Dance Floor Desire
Seat Belts Aren't Required
Wraped Around Me Like Barbwire
Your Addiction I Admire
This Zone Is On Fire
I'll Be Your Sex Supplier
Will Light This Club On Fire
With Our Flashy Attire
We Moshed Like Liars
BAT CAT SHARK ATTACK FROM THE BACK!

H - E - L - L - O
Blasting Through Your stereo
K - I - T- T- Y
Let Me Slip Between Your Thighs
H - E - L - L- O
Coming Straight From Tokyo
K - I - T - T - Y
My Sex Will Leave You Satisfied
H - E - L - L- O
Show Me How Your Sucha Hoe
K - I - T - T - Y
Bitch I'll Make You Fucking Cry
H - E - L - L- O
Down On Your Knees And Blow
K - I - T - T - Y
YOUR SUCHA FUCKING CUTIE PIE!

H E L L OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K I T T Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y
H E L L OO O O O O O O
K I TT Y Y Y Y Y Y
H E L L L O OO O OO
K I T T Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
H E L L L L L O O O O O
K I T T T Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y YY

H - E - L - L - O
Blasting Through Your stereo
K - I - T- T- Y
Let Me Slip Between Your Thighs
H - E - L - L- O
Coming Straight From Tokyo
K - I - T - T - Y
My Sex Will Leave You Satisfied
H - E - L - L- O
Show Me How Your Sucha Hoe
K - I - T - T - Y
Bitch I'll Make You Fucking Cry
H - E - L - L- O
Down On Your Knees And Blow
K - I - T - T - Y
YOUR SUCHA FUCKING CUTIE PIE!
H - E - L - L - O
Blasting Through Your stereo
K - I - T- T- Y
Let Me Slip Between Your Thighs
H - E - L - L- O
Coming Straight From Tokyo
K - I - T - T - Y
My Sex Will Leave You Satisfied
 
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unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop

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]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5y4wvsLyY[/video]



LOLOLOLOLOL.....funniest thing I have ever seen!!!

edited: my wife asked me why I was giggle like a homo and I showed her this post and am now listening to Poison....her exact words "I'd put this on my playlist. its awesome"

fucking chicks man. Chris Rock was right. if the beats alright, they'll dance all night.
 
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ChaosOverkill

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I cant contribute to this thread because I listen to nothing but awesome tunes.... but this thread is fascinating.
I don't listen to that track I posted, it came out of a "Who can find the more weird shit on Youtube" showdown I have with my friends.

Needless to say, that won.
 

sgotwalks

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We Built This City on Rock and Roll!

Worst lyrics AND worst fucking song ever. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!