Lifestyle Worst part of this pandemic
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I probably told this story already but here it is. I was at NY NY with the old lady and woke up before her. It was probably 7 or 8 am, don't remember. Anyway I was out of cigars and head down to the lobby but the cigar shop was closed. So I head over to MGM Grand to see what they had. As I'm walking on the bridge over the road to MGM, I'm walking behind a pretty looking Latino gir who's walking while watching a youtube video on how to make homemade pizza. We get to the hotel door at about the same time and I hold it open for her like a respectable southern gentleman. She says thanks and asked me where I was staying. I told her and she very casually asked if I wanted a blowjob. I politely declined and she said ok and went back to her youtube video without missing a stride lol.
#TerrificTrio
Who else?
We need some fromunda cheese & Ginger parade.
@Disciplined Galt &
@Miesha's Taint
Good lord what am I calling for?
CNN: "Today, sparkuri seems to be INCITING, violence!"
Who else?
We need some fromunda cheese & Ginger parade.
@Disciplined Galt &
@Miesha's Taint Good lord what am I calling for?
CNN: "Today, sparkuri seems to be INCITING, violence!"
Lol, I'm not that brave.#TerrificTrio
Who else?
We need some fromunda cheese & Ginger parade.
Good lord what am I calling for?
CNN: "Today, sparkuri seems to be INCITING, violence!"
Vegas stories are the GOAT
one of my favorite was running up about a $700 tab in the Champagne room at Olympic gardens. I intentionally only brought about $100 cash in with me and left some more in my car. At some point in the night I had told her that I needed to go to my car to grab some extra cash. I really just went out to smoke a joint. Came back in and continued till it was time to square up at about 6am. I told her I needed to go grab my card that was in my car to get more cash from the atm. She trusted me since I’d returned earlier in the night. The 2nd time didn’t work out so well for her as I headed back to my hotel for breakfast lol.
Bro, you trying to get stabbed or bitten by a dog?#TerrificTrio
Who else?
We need some fromunda cheese & Ginger parade.
Good lord what am I calling for?
CNN: "Today, sparkuri seems to be INCITING, violence!"
When I’m in Vegas. I flip the script on the hookers. Once we get to my hotel room, I turn them into the customer. I say “Okay. You can blow me for $200, ride me for $500, and if you want to stay the night for the full boyfriend experience it’s $1000”. It throws them off balance. Last time I went to Vegas I made 3 grand that way.
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The Big Guy
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If I could do anything right now it would be to drop acid with
@Disciplined Galt
@Miesha's Taint and
@Sex Chicken
All of us together in the woods at night. I'm sure that would turn out just fine
@Disciplined Galt
@Miesha's Taint and
@Sex Chicken All of us together in the woods at night. I'm sure that would turn out just fine
If I could do anything right now it would be to drop acid with
All of us together in the woods at night. I'm sure that would turn out just fine
@Sex Chicken would get that ten inches he's after.
T
The Big Guy
Guest
Unless you plan on using a big knife theres no way your penetrating him more than 4-5 inches
I was supposed to go to las vegas after going to spring training games in Phoenix. this pandemic probably messed up my finances for half a year if im lucky and the economy somehow recovers.I probably wont go to Vegas until the fall. I guess the plus side is that hotels and flights will probably cheap and gas also seems cheap right now
I forget what movie did that but the gigolo and the hooker both charged each other after the sexual encounter .I laughed pretty hard.
EDIT: I think it was called "the escort" on second thought might have been another movie not sure
Bungalow on 7 Mile Beach Grand Cayman. That's what I would be doing if possible. I live in CA with perfect weather but I can't get 10 minutes of silence if I sit outside. Does my swede in.
At the Aria casino. Was drinking at the bar there with the Mexican Lady. She looked stunning. I go for a piss and when I come back there's some big black dude sat next to her. I'm like wtf. I go sit back and she's completely cringing as this dude's trying to hit on her. She's latching back onto me and he catches the drift and fucks off and leaves her alone. Best part is while he was trying to win her over is he had put 100 dollars in her video poker machine, which I promptly helped her lose. Iirc he was a college basketball player celebrating because he was going to the nbl.
@Chief next time you go Vegas go to BJ's. It's down the street with mgm and Tropicana. I asked some bums where the cheapest beer in town is and they pointed me to it. Beer is cheap, but all the women dress like burlesque hookers in corsets and sexy panties. First time I went there was a crazy hobo outside screaming at the traffic, I had to talk my friend into us going inside, there's no windows iirc. Cool bar
The last pub I was forcibly ejected from was coyote wild in ny ny. I'd got separated from the rest of my sqn and was drunk as fuck, I found my way there somehow and actually bumped into some chiefs from sqn who hadn't been out drinking with us all. my brain decided I was in love with some woman behind the bar and when she started dancing on the bar I was trying to get her attention too much. The bouncer grabbed me by the belt buckle and the back of my britches and lifted me outside. Vertically, not horizontal, kindly placed me down on my feet, and then gave me a light for my smoke. It was the nicest I've ever been kicked out a bar.
Then while stumbling around I bumped into beaky, he was also lost from the pack, a CPL, and was completely fucked sporting a neon green golf hat (them half cap things) between us we had about ten bucks which got us a cab back to our hotel.
First night out in Vegas. Fun times
Then while stumbling around I bumped into beaky, he was also lost from the pack, a CPL, and was completely fucked sporting a neon green golf hat (them half cap things) between us we had about ten bucks which got us a cab back to our hotel.
First night out in Vegas. Fun times
I know I didn't enjoy my last Vegas trip but thinking about the endless restaurant posibilites right now. Fuck.