General Ya'll think old people go the grocery...

[Wild]

Just so they can ride those motorized carts around the store? I stopped in Meijer today to grab some bourbon & it was like the Golden Girls 200 in there. And I swear half of them looked more than capable of walking around the store just as easy as I could. It makes shopping brutal sometimes.

 

[Rambo John J]

Just so they can ride those motorized carts around the store? I stopped in Meijer today to grab some bourbon & it was like the Golden Girls 200 in there. And I swear half of them looked more than capable of walking around the store just as easy as I could. It makes shopping brutal sometimes.

I saw a lady today and hers was broken..it was going like 1/10th speed
probably would take 2 minutes to go down an aisle
was a bummer but what can i do eh?

plus what about top shelf items? just wait and ask a passerby to for a reach above?

 

[Too swole to control]

Maybe they r wearing diapers and if they stand up there will be a huge wet brown stain on their pants.

 

[Too swole to control]

Also there is a huge wet brown stain on my pants

 

[Robbie Hart]

Just so they can ride those motorized carts around the store? I stopped in Meijer today to grab some bourbon & it was like the Golden Girls 200 in there. And I swear half of them looked more than capable of walking around the store just as easy as I could. It makes shopping brutal sometimes.

Never heard of meijer

 

[MovinOn]

it was like the Golden Girls 200 in there.

How many phone numbers did you get?

"Lady, they don't call me Wild for nothin'."

"I SAID, LADY, THEY DON'T CALL ME WILD FOR NOTHIN.'"

 

[Wild]

Never heard of meijer

May just be a chain around here.

 

[sparkuri]

I don't know about old people, but it's why I go.

 

[member 3289]

I saw @Bones Nose doing this at Publix because he had just smoked ice

 

[Limpy]

May just be a chain around here.

How do you pronounce that? Meyer?

 

[Wild]

Also there is a huge wet brown stain on my pants

 

[Wild]

How do you pronounce that? Meyer?

 

[MMAHAWK]

Probably twenty years ago me and a couple buddies were extremely intoxicated. Friend hopped in one and started to drive it into the store. Older lady stopped him and rudely said “excuse me but those are for ill people”. He looked her strait in the face and said “lady I’m ill faded” and drove right past her.

 

[Too swole to control]

I can't wait to stop bleeding out my ass. Feels like I have been shoving gauze in my ass since birth

 

[Grateful Dude]

I can't wait to stop bleeding out my ass. Feels like I have been shoving gauze in my ass since birth

 

[The Big Guy]

I saw @Bones Nose doing this at Publix because he had just smoked ice

Why would i sit down if i smoked ice? I would be running like jon jones after he crashed into that girl

 

[member 3289]

Why would i sit down if i smoked ice? I would be running like jon jones after he crashed into that girl

My bad I meant flakka

 

[member 3289]

How do you pronounce that? Meyer?

You're asking a redneck how to pronounce something, incorrectly assuming that

1. He knows

2. If he knows, he pronounces it correctly

Ask the mods to pink you for an hour so you learn your lesson.

 

[The Big Guy]

My bad I meant flakka

Is that what you smoked before you ran from me?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

How do you pronounce that? Meyer?

Nice avatar, WhatsApp?

 

[member 3289]

Is that what you smoked before you ran from me?

Why didn't you want to box me?

 

[The Big Guy]

Why didn't you want to box me?

Your nails were painted

 

[ECC170]

When @Wild is old enough to drive a rascal scooter he will supe it up Like Gary Busey did cory haimes skooter in the horror movie "Silver bullet".

 

[jason73]

Just leaving walmart super center.fuck.i hate people.i have never seen so many people cruising around at 1 mile per hour in the old people carts right down the center of the isle like its not xmas and the store is packed with people.its 330 in the afternoon .where the hell did all these people come from? Dont you have somewhere to be right now you fucks? The cashier doesnt look a day over 125 years old and has to chat with everybody about every item they are buying. Do you want to buy some bags today? Fuck do you think? What else am i going to do with these 37 items in my cart?carry them into the house one at a time? What a dumb fuckin question.

 

[MovinOn]

Just leaving walmart super center.fuck.i hate people.i have never seen so many people cruising around at 1 mile per hour in the old people carts right down the center of the isle like its not xmas and the store is packed with people.its 330 in the afternoon .where the hell did all these people come from? Dont you have somewhere to be right now you fucks? The cashier doesnt look a day over 125 years old and has to chat with everybody about every item they are buying. Do you want to buy some bags today? Fuck do you think? What else am i going to do with these 37 items in my cart?carry them into the house one at a time? What a dumb fuckin question.