Lifestyle You Can Summon One Mythical Creature

[Le Chat Noir]

and it will listen to your every command.

It can be any creature, dragon, giant, hydra, minotaur, centaur, gummy bear, leprechaun, mermaid, etc...

It cannot be a mythical person like a wizard, vampire, werewolf, amazonian princess...

What would you summon and why?

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[Greenbean]

A graboid. I just wanna see one of those mfers in real life and see what they smell like.

 

[Le Chat Noir]

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[NotBanjaxo]

Genie.

Then I get 3 wishes.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Is there a way to bang a mermaid?

 

[Le Chat Noir]

Is there a way to bang a mermaid?

You may bang a mermaid all you like.

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[so long]

Everybody has the means to summon the Wanky Shit Demon. Google it, it's a fun cartoon.
But I would not dare to try it.