You win the lottery tomorrow, but to get the money you must take a job. What's your job?

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Splinty

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McDonalds?
Something Outdoors?
Porn Star?


It can be part-time, but you must do some actual job.


The best job I ever had was working in a haunted house. But this shit was in an old run down building so it was multiple levels. I spent every Fri -Sun for the season showing up, take my shirt off, put some fake blood on me and go wave a chainsaw around. We would rotate scenes and sometimes you'd be a masked character jumping out at people. Other times you jumping out of cages or moving creepily along the wall.

At the end of the night you'd crack a beer and tell stories about the guy you saw that screamed higher pitched than his girlfriend and get extra congrats if someone peed their pants in fear.

If all I had to do for the rest of my life was work a few hours a day in a haunted house (some theme parks keep a year round haunted house!) that's what I would do.

 

Wild

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Owning an MMA forum. I truly love this shit. Second would be a bulldog breeder, but done right. Top of the line conditions and care for them. Love those fat little fuckers.
 

Splinty

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Owning an MMA forum. I truly love this shit. Second would be a bulldog breeder, but done right. Top of the line conditions and care for them. Love those fat little fuckers.
I win the lottery, I'll make sure you get both of those thing broseph
 

Jesus X

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I would take care of horses,own a stable,race them etc,long beach and Compton have a surprising amount of horses.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Conflicted. I want to say I'd be a volunteer at a charity kitchen but I'd really just like to manage fighters that I like.
 

Splinty

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Gonna hang out in this thread and drink wine. Who else sipping? Horsey???
Wine reviewer?

NOSE: Shit is stinky but I like it
BOUQUET: FLOWERS? wtf?
TASTE: Brings me back to a 4 pack of Bartles and James Wine Coolers. Shit is so musky I thought I was on the way to prom.
3/10 Poons!

NEXT!
 

Left Hook Larry

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Wine reviewer?

NOSE: Shit is stinky but I like it
BOUQUET: FLOWERS? wtf?
TASTE: Brings me back to a 4 pack of Bartles and James Wine Coolers. Shit is so musky I thought I was on the way to prom.
3/10 Poons!

NEXT!
LMAO if that had her name attached to it I would of thought she wrote it.

Also any guesses on the number of times OhWhopDaChamp @MelE5150 has changed her profile picture? I would guess ~50
 

SongExotic2

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Food critic. I like eating nice food at restaurants. It would be great if I actually knew what I was talking about and did it for a living.


Trouble is I dont. Most of the food I eat I have no idea if its any good. I just eat it
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

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Wine reviewer?

NOSE: Shit is stinky but I like it
BOUQUET: FLOWERS? wtf?
TASTE: Brings me back to a 4 pack of Bartles and James Wine Coolers. Shit is so musky I thought I was on the way to prom.
3/10 Poons!

NEXT!
you sir, have tickled my funny bone.
 

Splinty

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Trouble is I dont. Most of the food I eat I have no idea if its any good. I just eat it

I don't either, but imagine if a rich guy that admitted he had no idea what he was doing reviewed food and video taped a series on how we was learning to review food. You got tons of funds. You can take time and learn whatever you want.

That's you. And I'd totally watch that shit.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Food critic. I like eating nice food at restaurants. It would be great if I actually knew what I was talking about and did it for a living.


Trouble is I dont. Most of the food I eat I have no idea if its any good. I just eat it
so someone could microwave some frozen shit and put it on a plate, charge you 50 bucks and you couldn't tell?
 

SongExotic2

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so someone could microwave some frozen shit and put it on a plate, charge you 50 bucks and you couldn't tell?
I diddnt say that. Of course I could. A lot of the food though uses weird techniques etc and I have no idea if they did it right.

Last week u ordered salmon for the first time. No idea if they made it good or not. Tasted alright.

3 weeks back I had hangar steak. Never heard of it. Tasted fucking good though
 

SongExotic2

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I don't either, but imagine if a rich guy that admitted he had no idea what he was doing reviewed food and video taped a series on how we was learning to review food. You got tons of funds. You can take time and learn whatever you want.

That's you. And I'd totally watch that shit.
Oh it would be glorius. I'm naturally irritated by snooty people and ask a lot of questions about the food. Worst is the waitress in her 50s with a proper accent whose husband probably makes a shit ton of cash or even has a stake in the place. They act like they are princess Diana. Bitch go get me my Dr pepper
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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I diddnt say that. Of course I could. A lot of the food though uses weird techniques etc and I have no idea if they did it right.

Last week u ordered salmon for the first time. No idea if they made it good or not. Tasted alright.

3 weeks back I had hangar steak. Never heard of it. Tasted fucking good though
that's a review to me LOL