I've figured it out... The boyish yet super likeable attitude and manerisms that
are at the same time kinda creepy. The inability to not call everyone sir in a robotic
fashion.
The 8 pack abs on a kindergartner... I finally figured it out.
Sage is a god damn alien reptilian grey man. I'm 100% positive .
Me and GSP are gonna get to the bottom of this. I wonder what human persons
body did Sage's reptilian specter possess and is occupying
Be away with you Reptilian! Be gone!