zuffa lawyers, Jon and prison poll

[jimmy boogaloo]

*quarantine times lead to rougher polls, plus Jon consistently makes himself a special case. apols for the disrespect.
...........

zuffa lawyers seem to have special powers, as if they have a vault of incriminating evidence against everyone they deal with.

can they pull this one off and prevent Jon's latest test from god from including a term in prison?

or has he gone too far and he is sure to get done over?

bet bet bet

 

[jimmy boogaloo]

haha this is great! it really comes to something when the only person defending your manners and good character is a straight up assassin and psychopath like Valentina fucking Shevchenko

Valentina Shevchenko defends 'kind and noble' Jon Jones after fellow UFC champ's arrest

 

[steroid to heaven]

slap on wrist, fine, comm serv, no ufc punishment

or ufc might play this: jj is supposed to fight next october so "ufc suspends jones til october" so it just looks like punishment

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

A big donation and Community service where he talks to kids about his mistakes and how he has changed his life for the better.

 

[tang]

haha this is great! it really comes to something when the only person defending your manners and good character is a straight up assassin and psychopath like Valentina fucking Shevchenko

Valentina Shevchenko defends 'kind and noble' Jon Jones after fellow UFC champ's arrest

She is called the “Bullet”

 

[Dick Niaz]

 

[Judobill]

He has had enough breaks, they almost have to lock him up for a bit now. He’s given them no other choice. Is he on any type of parole?

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

ufc isnt going to do shit to him. he will go to treatment and get a slap on the wrist. gun charge will be dropped. meantime they will have an interim belt until he is back in 6 mos. blah blah blah.

 

[TheAwkwardTitan]

haha this is great! it really comes to something when the only person defending your manners and good character is a straight up assassin and psychopath like Valentina fucking Shevchenko

Valentina Shevchenko defends 'kind and noble' Jon Jones after fellow UFC champ's arrest

Wait why is she a psychopath? Hardcore fans like me pretend WMMA fighters don't exist outside of ass pics on twitter.

 

[Papi Chingon]

He has had enough breaks, they almost have to lock him up for a bit now. He’s given them no other choice. Is he on any type of parole?

I don't know about new mexico but I'm pretty sure the factors submitted to the court will be previous conviction(s) of dui, and maybe driving record. It isn't illegal to be an asshole. He was never arrested for steroids, but even if he was I don't believe that would be something the DA could submit to court in this case. He isn't exactly on parole, so this case will be treated as anyone else with a second dui conviction in the past 10 years. This is just my opinion, and the firing a gun charge certainly will add to it (if found guilty).