General I Got A Rat In The Subaru
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I don't think I've ever said a word to
@Sex Chicken , don't want to. But he is by far my favorite poster. He will take Emmys this year.
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And this is how I picture him accepting said Emmys
@Sex Chicken , don't want to. But he is by far my favorite poster. He will take Emmys this year.Best Male Poster
Funniest Male Poster
Thread of the Year
And this is how I picture him accepting said Emmys
I bet the car seat and your I want to talk to the manager haircut acts as a super aphrodisiac for the super models
I agree, he’s super funny.I don't think I've ever said a word to
Best Male Poster
Funniest Male Poster
Thread of the Year
And this is how I picture him accepting said Emmys
Don't be hatin.
To be fair, us peasants dont drive Lincolns either
i wish I'd entered this rat in to the Animal GP.
Animal: Rat
Environment: piece of shit Subaru
Weapon: AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts...or maybe autism. whatever he got from eating what
@Sex Chicken dropped.
Animal: Rat
Environment: piece of shit Subaru
Weapon: AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts...or maybe autism. whatever he got from eating what
@Sex Chicken dropped.
Fuck me! I saw the trap had been sprung and I fucking celebrated, then I open the door, turn the trap over and find this!
He’s been hit. There’s blood splatter on the trap, but no body! Did it just graze him. Has he crawled back into the seat to die, or is the an angry noseless Rat waiting to bite me on the back of the neck while I drive.
Will the rat take bait again or has he learned to stay away from the trap?
He’s been hit. There’s blood splatter on the trap, but no body! Did it just graze him. Has he crawled back into the seat to die, or is the an angry noseless Rat waiting to bite me on the back of the neck while I drive.
Will the rat take bait again or has he learned to stay away from the trap?
I vacuumed out his tunnel and nest. Took a toilet snake to it and rattled the hell out of it. Now I’m going to leaf blow him.
Lock a cat in your car overnight
Stupid advice. Just catch a feral cat and lock it in. Explain to the cat that either he kills the rat or they both die. His choice
Those women look like they’re in ecstasy. Like me driving a Subaru is the cherry on top of a hunk sundae. They look so horny that they can’t believe it.
Shit’s about to get serious. I got on my Art Jimmeson Rat punching glove.
remember, 'fist' can be a verb.Shit’s about to get serious. I got on my Art Jimmeson Rat punching glove.
That rat is gonna take him down and make him tap
I had this fucker in a vortex. Leaf blower on one end vacuum on the other. I still don’t know where he is. I’m going to open up where his nest seems to be with a grinder.
I had this fucker in a vortex. Leaf blower on one end vacuum on the other. I still don’t know where he is. I’m going to open up where his nest seems to be with a grinder.
Fuuuuuuck Meeeeee!!!!
Look at the size of this thing! Fucking disgusting! Almost three weeks and no sign of anything wrong, then yesterday I saw a turd, so I left a trap in the Subaru last night. I’m fucking disgusted that this thing was inhabiting the same space as my daughter. There hasn’t been any food in my car for 3 weeks, so I’m thinking he was coming in from the outside. Plus the last two nights have been the coldest of the year. I’m praying that fucking monster wasn’t hunched down in the upholstery under my daughters car seat while we were cruising around oblivious.
Look at the size of this thing! Fucking disgusting! Almost three weeks and no sign of anything wrong, then yesterday I saw a turd, so I left a trap in the Subaru last night. I’m fucking disgusted that this thing was inhabiting the same space as my daughter. There hasn’t been any food in my car for 3 weeks, so I’m thinking he was coming in from the outside. Plus the last two nights have been the coldest of the year. I’m praying that fucking monster wasn’t hunched down in the upholstery under my daughters car seat while we were cruising around oblivious.
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Just found what look to be rat tracks by my house. Feeling a little better about my theory that he was breaking into my car rather than living in there.
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Bro chill