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Sex Chicken

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Rough week for the Subaru.



Sitting on the side of the road right now, waiting for the cops.
 

Sex Chicken

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to do what? is the deer laying there hurt?
No. I’m not sure how much damage is done to the car. Anything over 1500 you’ve got to report. It drove well enough to pull over but I don’t want to find out later I bent the frame or something and not be able to make a claim.
 
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Sex Chicken

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Fuck man
Thankfully it's the side bumper and not a total write off

Deer dead?
I just glanced off his head and shoulder. Deer spun and ran/staggered back into the meadow. I walked down the road and heard it rattling against a fence but before I could get to it I saw it’s tail bouncing away through the grass.
It didn’t feel like much impact.
 

jason73

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lol @ calling the cops every time you hit a deer. the rcmp would have to have a special deer division to handle the calls here.sorry to hear about the damage to your subaru bro.hopefully the mouse got some nasty whiplash
 

Gay For Longo

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I just glanced off his head and shoulder. Deer spun and ran/staggered back into the meadow. I walked down the road and heard it rattling against a fence but before I could get to it I saw it’s tail bouncing away through the grass.
It didn’t feel like much impact.
Good to hear
Hit a deer before and unfortunately had to break it's neck to put it out of pain
Not a fun experience
 

Freeloading Rusty

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Jan 11, 2016
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"Hit a deer" eh?

You might want to add some hair and blood to the dent in your Subaru if you expect anyone to believe you ;)
 

kaladin stormblessed

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lol @ calling the cops every time you hit a deer. the rcmp would have to have a special deer division to handle the calls here.sorry to hear about the damage to your subaru bro.hopefully the mouse got some nasty whiplash
booo! life > object. deer are beautiful creatures =)
 

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Bury it on the Indian grounds and see if it come back to life
 

Sex Chicken

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lol @ calling the cops every time you hit a deer. the rcmp would have to have a special deer division to handle the calls here.sorry to hear about the damage to your subaru bro.hopefully the mouse got some nasty whiplash
This wasn’t one of your limp hooved West Coast deers. This was an ONTARIO BUCK. You BC boys would shit your Carhart’s if you ever found yourself eye to eye with some Ontario wildlife.
 

Filthy

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looks like you fucked with a mouse that has powerful friends. Old 'no-nose' is sending some suicide fur-bombers at you.

I'll remember you in my prayers, Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken
 

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That sucks man. I worry about deer around here too. We have a lot of them out here in the country. Aren't Subaru's rated the safest cars in America? We almost bought one for that reason.
 

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This wasn’t one of your limp hooved West Coast deers. This was an ONTARIO BUCK. You BC boys would shit your Carhart’s if you ever found yourself eye to eye with some Ontario wildlife.
lol we have real mule deer and white tail bucks here .it is vancouver island that has deer the size of a german shepard
 

Sex Chicken

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That sucks man. I worry about deer around here too. We have a lot of them out here in the country. Aren't Subaru's rated the safest cars in America? We almost bought one for that reason.
Yeah. My daughter was in the car and a second later, I hit that deer full on and it’s a different scenario. Subaru’s are ranked high in safety and durability.
 

Sex Chicken

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Did you get it out?
I was hoping to update when I had a dead body to hold over my head. Whatever it was it’s gone. I sent a toilet snake all through the tunnel, I vacuumed everything up and leaf blew the hole out for a couple hours. I pried up the metal plate he had built his nest behind, cleaned that all out and left a bright light shining into his old nest two nights in a row. He’s done no new nest building so I assume he’s gone.
Problem is I’m afraid after he got whacked with the trap he just crawled somewhere in the car and died. It’s driving me crazy. Every time I open my car I’m smelling to see if anything is rotting. My daughter has this car reeking like rotten milk so it’s hard to tell.
I guess he could have had a hole he could have escaped out of the car through, but I assumed he was trapped.
I wish I knew what happened.
 
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I was hoping to update when I had a dead body to hold over my head. Whatever it was it’s gone. I sent a toilet snake all through the tunnel, I vacuumed everything up and leaf blew the hole out for a couple hours. I pried up the metal plate he had built his nest behind, cleaned that all out and left a bright light shining into his old nest two nights in a row. He’s done no new nest building so I assume he’s gone.
Problem is I’m afraid after he got whacked with the trap he just crawled somewhere in the car and died. It’s driving me crazy. Every time I open my car I’m smelling to see if anything is rotting. My daughter has this car reeking like rotten milk so it’s hard to tell.
I guess he could have had a hole he could have escaped out of the car through, but I assumed he was trapped.
I wish I knew what happened.
If he died inside your car you will eventually smell it, and there will be no mistaking the smell. After Hurricane Wilma in 2005, a bunch of rats ran inside this restaurant I was working in when part of the roof was torn off by the wind. Anyway, they found a way into the back and started eating whatever they could get their dirty paws on that wasn't rerigerated. Corn meal, jalapenos, whatever.

So I figured out where they were getting in - the pipes that led from the sink had a hole big enough for them to get through - and I sealed that shit shut with some insulating foam sealant. That kept them out.

The problem was, in the mean time, the roof had been repaired, so the fuckers were trapped in the walls, unable to get in and unable to get out. When they finally died, that shit smelled absolutely fucking terrible for about a week or two.

So if it died somewhere in the car, you'll know.