Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 2: Titanoboa vs Megalodon

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Titanoboa vs Megalodon

  • Titanoboa

    Votes: 11 47.8%
  • Megalodon

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Total voters
    23

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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USeless as a baby on land. Maybe some Giants around to help him on his way...
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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See that shark flying or teleporting? You're comparing apples to bananas here. MEGALODON ain't no shark.
The shark isn;t doing either because it is dying. It found itself on land. Teleport gone wrong? Unable to fly when suffocating? I see a lot of flaws. Even when you make shit up the thing cannot win. What next, it is imortal? It can shape shift? It can turn into a spaceship?
 

Disciplined Galt

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Jan 15, 2015
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The size of a whale. And at least a whale can breathe on land. The size is irrelevant.
Now you're trying to shift the focus from a fight to a breathing competition, reeks of desperation. All because of your affection for big snakes.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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The size of a whale. And at least a whale can breathe on land. The size is irrelevant.
It's relevant when you find out that New Zealand bush land is full of rivers and lakes and that both animals are aquatic, jabroni.
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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It's relevant when you find out that New Zealand bush land is full of rivers and lakes and that both animals are aquatic, jabroni.
Sea snakes can travel on land, sharks cannot. The only shark up to date that can survive without the salt water is the bull shark. And his size would prevent him from thriving in a river anyways, he would simply not fit. I know you're just being silly, but give me that at least :)
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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Now you're trying to shift the focus from a fight to a breathing competition, reeks of desperation. All because of your affection for big snakes.
Don't bring a fish to a land fight. Hate the game, not the playa.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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Sea snakes can travel on land, sharks cannot. The only shark up to date that can survive without the salt water is the bull shark. And his size would prevent him from thriving in a river anyways, he would simply not fit. I know you're just being silly, but give me that at least :)
New Zealand has a salt lake, and abandoning the fight is a DQ so the snake traveling on land isn't relevant.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Sea snakes can travel on land, sharks cannot. The only shark up to date that can survive without the salt water is the bull shark. And his size would prevent him from thriving in a river anyways, he would simply not fit. I know you're just being silly, but give me that at least :)
MEGALODON is no shark, you're being racist.