Check this Megalodon's stats, my friend. Last round he took out a raptor in a helicopter. ON AN ISLAND.
I don't believe in MMA-math, but this Megalodon has a habit of shocking the doubters.
Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 2: Titanoboa vs Megalodon
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I don't believe in MMA-math, but this Megalodon has a habit of shocking the doubters.
Don't forget about mind control and being a red belt!Megalodon is not an ordinary megalodon. This one can breathe air and take down aircraft...it has some amazing skills. Props to@Galt , he found the right Megalodon for this GP.
You're just pissed because your home country will be underwater soon and then all of you clog wearing Nazi sympathizers will be food for MEGALODON!
Bich we have dykes. We have been under sea level for over 100 years!
Let's j
Megalodon doesn't discriminate he'll eat your lesbians to.
You see all of that water? That's MEGALODONS zone 70% of the surface but there's depth.I meant dikes. sorry.
Muslim immigration will les pais bas to sink.
See how they stay on their side of the dikes? Cause they can't fly and breathe air! The only swimming they do on land is when they are in soup.
Ever seen a dolphin show? Snakes are stupid MEGALODON!
Both are about 50 feet long. Megalodon weighs about 50 tons, titanoboa weighs about 1 ton.
One bite and MEGALODON teleports to his next triumph!
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So the winner of the next round should be based on how they won their previous match?
Sounds odd but I see the reasoning to some extent.
Still, do we just vote for Megladon to win on land no matter what?
It's MEGALODON say his name with power, pride, courage, and passion!
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How does it maneuver it's way over to the snake? I admit the giant constrictor can't digest the thing and probably wouldn't engage it but a shark on land is like an ape in water...:/
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Geez Galt, your passion for the shark is tempting me to switch my answer...
Do the right thing!
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True but nothing deep enough that would allow the giant shark to breath with a giant fucking snake wrapped around it...let's do this!
One bite and the worm is cut in half, and then teleports to triumph!
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It would need to get it exactly right and it can't do that in the given environment. Titanaboa sneeks up on the gasping shark and starts to coil, the fish flails about like a muppet and bites rocks and smashes its' stupid head into trees and boulders- done.
The rules don't specify starting position MEGALODON teleports to locations through the 4th dimension, starting out with the snake in his jaws. Staring at you with brack, soulless eyes.
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And Titanaboa is wearing Kevlar shielding and some baddass horn thing (wtf?) while the silly fish only has some snake tail in it's mouth. As soon as the fish opens it's mouth to spasm gasp, and it has to, the snake continues its' evil ways, and eventually punctures the shark side.
Just because you live in Poland you shouldn't be drinking this early.
Weight classes exist for a good reason. Chomp.
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well it looks like the shark is going to win on land so it's probably not me who's drunk.
Oh well, I guess that's how they roll in this place...
Oh well, I guess that's how they roll in this place...
It's MEGALODON, not a shark. I studied animal psychiatry.