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Judobill

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I got out of my truck and took the kid’s carseats out to transfer to my wife’s minivan. I bent down to set them on the ground and took a fiberglass snow pole right next to my eye. I hit it pretty fucking hard too. If it was an inch to the right, it would have ended my career.


 

Rambo John J

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happens to me far too often and I mean close calls like yours

glad u ok

just posting about it makes me want to wear safety lenses for awhile to be safe

be glad that thing has a nice round penis shaped end on it...been scratched by a few sharp faggot sticks in my day
 

Judobill

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I was going to go to the ER, but my wife has seen enough Jon Jones’ fights to know the correct cageside eye poke check exam.
 

Rambo John J

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I was going to go to the ER, but my wife has seen enough Jon Jones’ fights to know the correct cageside eye poke check exam.
thats the spirit

it does put stuff in perspective

IMO you may get a small shiner/black eye from that, I have gotten them from branches and sticks...human eye has a knack for closing up tight at last second in defense, pretty amazing really
 

Lukewarm Carl

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There's something kind of beautiful about almost losing an eye by not seeing something that's designed to stand out and help you see where things are.
 

Jdog93

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In all seriousness. Glad you didnt Jon Jones Yourself. Ive had a few close calls myself. Mine were from plain stupidity tho.
 

Banchan

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How ironic the pole was supposed to help mark the walkway but is extremely dangerous. They sell longer ones with reflectors on the end so it' not just a blunt end.
 

Leigh

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Glad you're ok.

6 years ago, I shot my wife in the eye with an arrow ricochet. Split her eye lid and she had blood pouring out. She couldn't see out of it. But they stitched it up and she's fine.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Thought this was going to be about your boyfriend and a money shot you took to the face. Glad you are ok faggot
 

ShatsBassoon

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That's what you get for cheaping out and buying graco.

I kid! Glad you're alright, wouldn't know what to do if I lost an eye.