General Toilets are for Western scum

[Ted Williams' head]

They don't like making doody in toilets!



In India, a Muslim sect has Red-Guards who go on a house-to-house inspection in their community to break-up western toilets to implement their top Mullah's diktat to defecate ONLY the way 7th century Arabs did — Squat.

In India, an army of Muslim berlilit did a home operation to destroy 'Western Toilet' in order to uphold their ustad, to dispose of the filth only in the old ways of the Arab.

 

[Banchan]

They have toilets just not the kind shaped like a chair. And squatting is supposed to be better form. Muslims may be right here.

 

[Gay For Longo]

They don't like making doody in toilets!



In India, a Muslim sect has Red-Guards who go on a house-to-house inspection in their community to break-up western toilets to implement their top Mullah's diktat to defecate ONLY the way 7th century Arabs did — Squat.

In India, an army of Muslim berlilit did a home operation to destroy 'Western Toilet' in order to uphold their ustad, to dispose of the filth only in the old ways of the Arab.

Somebody needs to introduce these fucks to a squaty potty

 

[Gay For Longo]

They have toilets just not the kind shaped like a chair. And squatting is supposed to be better form. Muslims may be right here.

Squaty potty + chair toilet = win
Anything else is just uncivilized

 

[jason73]

well i guess they will never get passed shitting in the street over there

 

[Banchan]

Somebody needs to introduce these fucks to a squaty potty

I Google Indian toilet and they are way ahead of you broe.

 

[member 1013]

One time in college I took a dump behind a friends garaga. It was big steamy log. It sat there for two years before it finally decomposed slash washed away

Shit be powerful

 

[Pitbull9]

Damn at least they stopped just using their hands.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Where's the toilet paper kept? Or is that what god gave us left hands for?

 

[Pitbull9]

One time in college I took a dump behind a friends garaga. It was big steamy log. It sat there for two years before it finally decomposed slash washed away

Shit be powerful

When my boyz and I skipped 9 days of our senior year to go on the college spring break in Cancun, I tried ecstasy for the first time and for some reason it FUCKED up my stomach. I ended up jumping out of the bus we were in and taking a gigantic weird looking pile of shit behind a hotel and used this white tshirt I had under my button down to wipe my ass and just left it there lol. Good times

 

[Banchan]

Squaty potty + chair toilet = win
Anything else is just uncivilized

The Indians are way ahead of us in human waste expellation science broe.

It's called The Anglo

 

[Banchan]

Where's the toilet paper kept? Or is that what god gave us left hands for?

 

[Gay For Longo]

Where's the toilet paper kept? Or is that what god gave us left hands for?

I believe they just use water

 

[Gay For Longo]

The Indians are way ahead of us in human waste expellation science broe.

It's called The Anglo

Huh
The more you know

 

[jason73]

 

[member 1013]

When my boyz and I skipped 9 days of our senior year to go on the college spring break in Cancun, I tried ecstasy for the first time and for some reason it FUCKED up my stomach. I ended up jumping out of the bus we were in and taking a gigantic weird looking pile of shit behind a hotel and used this white tshirt I had under my button down to wipe my ass and just left it there lol. Good times

Oh man

Wish I had been there bruh

 

[SongExotic2]

Savages

 

[Pitbull9]

Oh man

Wish I had been there bruh

It was hilarious. I actually ended up having an amazing night but the second night I tried it again I ended up laying in a parking lot looking up at the sky chillin and some asshole came up and booted me in the face lol. I didn't feel it till the next morning and it hurt like fucking hell and the side of my face was swollen.

 

[member 3289]

India seems like a pretty fucking gross place

 

[SongExotic2]

India seems like a pretty fucking gross place

It's because they eat so much curry. Never enough time for it to form an orderly turd and you just have to fire it out before it's too late

 

[member 3289]

It's because they eat so much curry. Never enough time for it to form an orderly turd and you just have to fire it out before it's too late

Or because they're uncivilized savages

But yeah blame it on the curry

 

[Ted Williams' head]

India seems like a pretty fucking gross place

Ugh and I remember reading last summer they had heat waves so bad the pavement was melting.

All those logs roasting in the sun year round and everyone walking around with major swamp ass. WTF India.

 

[SongExotic2]

Or because they're uncivilized savages

But yeah blame it on the curry

 

[Banchan]

Well China scored much better than I predicted.

 

[Dashabox]

They have toilets just not the kind shaped like a chair. And squatting is supposed to be better form. Muslims may be right here.

Yeah, shitting on your ankles is also better for your skin too.