Personal My girlfriend texted me last night

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

"You've got a friend in me"

I thought she was just a fan of Randy Newman. Turns out she was cheating on me. She is now my ex.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I’ll clear this up.....what’s her number?

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

I’ll clear this up.....what’s her number?

She's not a busty MILF, pal

 

[Robbie Hart]

She's not a busty MILF, pal

I’m not a discriminating type person.....I can talk to her

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

I’m not a discriminating type person.....I can talk to her

You sound like a good guy and genuinely trying to help me. I appreciate that!

Her number is:
212-867-5309

 

[Robbie Hart]

You sound like a good guy and genuinely trying to help me. I appreciate that!

Her number is:
212-867-5309

It’s not working

 

[Jehannum]

"You've got a friend in me"

I thought she was just a fan of Randy Newman. Turns out she was cheating on me. She is now my ex.

You've got a friend in me

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

It’s not working

Just keep trying it

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

You've got a friend in me

Sorry about your anus

 

[Robbie Hart]

Just keep trying it

It says “you have been charged but this individual is not currently available”.....I don’t know, I’ll give it another 20 tried but I’m stopping after that

 

[Jehannum]

Sorry about your anus

I still cried less than you.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

I have a confession to make. I made up the story, there was no girlfriend. I'm a 40yo virgin!

 

[Robbie Hart]

Pm her other number

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

Pm her other number

212-911-1234

 

[Robbie Hart]

212-911-1234

Still struggling

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

Still struggling

Do you consider yourself smart?

 

[Robbie Hart]

Do you consider yourself smart?

No

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

Who made this shit thread?

Am I right guys? Am right?!

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

That was you? Shit bro sorry about stealing your girl. If its any consolation she is now single after I read this thread.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

That was you? Shit bro sorry about stealing your girl. If its any consolation she is now single after I read this thread.

Did you not read the OP closely?! She said she had a friend of mine inside her! You ain't a friend, guy!

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Did you not read the OP closely?! She said she had a friend of mine inside her! You ain't a friend anymore, guy!

Fixed

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

On a positive note, at least I helped you figure out what she really is before you made a huge mistake.

 

[PaleAndGangly]

I don’t know what’s going on around here or if there is a real ex or pretend girl, but...

I’m sorry to here OP. I’d offer to lend my ear if you want to talk about stuff, but I just give the worst advice.

Keep your chin up, man.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

I don’t know what’s going on around here or if there is a real ex or pretend girl, but...

I’m sorry to here OP. I’d offer to lend my ear if you want to talk about stuff, but I just give the worst advice.

Keep your chin up, man.

This ain't real. Lol at any woman cheating on ol' Yuki. They're mesemerized by my eye, fam.

 

[Limpy]

"You've got a friend in me"

I thought she was just a fan of Randy Newman. Turns out she was cheating on me. She is now my ex.

I broke up with my girlfriend on Saturday night. She didn’t cheat on me, she was just sort of crazy and I’m not into that sort of thing.

Sorry to hear, bro.