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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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Sometimes I dream about getting in trouble, but when I run away I'm really really lethargic and slow. It's like I can barely run at all.

I think this is gods way of telling me I should walk?
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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Sometimes I dream about getting in trouble, but when I run away I'm really really lethargic and slow. It's like I can barely run at all.

I think this is gods way of telling me I should walk?
Try taking the dick out of your ass and pulling your pants up
 

BrunoMcGyver

Bruno no dey carry last
Dec 30, 2015
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“In Fiji my Aunty would make us chapati on the outdoor wood burner and then lather it up in cane sugar and give it to us for supper - that’s real waffles, not this bitter batter honey dipped Western crud we have in our wanky cafes”

- Vutu
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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"Here in Australia people seem to go outside for a smoke after a satisfying meal. In Fiji we would all sit around the table and finger our buttholes, then everyone would sniff eachother's fingers. We'd do this for hours, and sometime straight through to our next meal. Nothing gets my hungrier than the smell of fingers dipped in butthole."

- Vutu
 

BrunoMcGyver

Bruno no dey carry last
Dec 30, 2015
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"Here in Australia people seem to go outside for a smoke after a satisfying meal. In Fiji we would all sit around the table and finger our buttholes, then everyone would sniff eachother's fingers. We'd do this for hours, and sometime straight through to our next meal. Nothing gets my hungrier than the smell of fingers dipped in butthole."

- Vutu
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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Thought my daughter was tough, this little one might be one level above her