UFC Fight Night 125 Live Discussion - 2/3/18

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The Big Guy

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willthiswork said:
Last weekend was tough because that's normally when I would eat 2542lbs of pasta and an extra large pizza in bed. Not even allowing a cheat meal or an appetizer to go with the salad kind of sucks.

I haven't figured out what my reward is going to be but I'm going to do something dope.
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Im lucky ive always been perfect looking. Im tall and handsome and have awesome hair but i just shave it to piss off bald people. I can eat great or like shit and i stay perfect with a 6pack and lean muscle. 6'3 190 pounds pretty much built like carlos condit but with a giant cock. I like to go out to dinner with my fat friends that are dieting and try to get a large challenge meal or challnge them to a 1 on 1 eating competition

Im sorry i got all the good genes guys. But atleast im your friend
 
Papi Chingon

Papi Chingon

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Is anyone watching a bullshit stream that has asian music videos in between fights? This fucking sucks.
 
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Limpy

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Registered Sex Offender said:
Im lucky ive always been perfect looking. Im tall and handsome and have awesome hair but i just shave it to piss off bald people. I can eat great or like shit and i stay perfect with a 6pack and lean muscle. 6'3 190 pounds pretty much built like carlos condit but with a giant cock. I like to go out to dinner with my fat friends that are dieting and try to get a large challenge meal or challnge them to a 1 on 1 eating competition

Im sorry i got all the good genes guys. But atleast im your friend
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And you molest children.
 
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kaladin stormblessed

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i feel like my hearing is 5x better right now, for real

wanted to record a script. but once i mute it, i feel like i can hear people all around me. not like im crazy. i mean in apartments

i wonder if i just live in such a mental bubble that i zone out noise usually or something. this is unreal. super hearing!
 
Gay For Longo

Gay For Longo

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Kaladin Stormblessed said:
i feel like my hearing is 5x better right now, for real

wanted to record a script. but once i mute it, i feel like i can hear people all around me. not like im crazy. i mean in apartments

i wonder if i just live in such a mental bubble that i zone out noise usually or something. this is unreal. super hearing!
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Did you just smoke weed?
It can be an effect you get when really high
Espcially if greening out
 
Lukewarm Carl

Lukewarm Carl

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Registered Sex Offender said:
Im lucky ive always been perfect looking. Im tall and handsome and have awesome hair but i just shave it to piss off bald people. I can eat great or like shit and i stay perfect with a 6pack and lean muscle. 6'3 190 pounds pretty much built like carlos condit but with a giant cock. I like to go out to dinner with my fat friends that are dieting and try to get a large challenge meal or challnge them to a 1 on 1 eating competition

Im sorry i got all the good genes guys. But atleast im your friend
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I'm pretty much that guy for my friends. Which is why I'm so surprised that I'm losing more weight and am getting even more shredded than normal.
 
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