General Who was your favorite school teacher and why?

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SongExotic2

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I had quite a cushy number working in a pub in Aldershot as a side job, but some of the regulars, who had their own plaque on the wall left because I kept short changing them. This was before proper EPOS came into effect and I just either had to do it in my head or calculator.
You sure it wasn't your BO that scared them off? I worked in a bar with a chick that had BO. It's all anyone would talk about back then
 

SongExotic2

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Banhammer how? I got a C in science too. Probably because I was helping out my two friends who didn't have a clue what they were doing and I was helping them through it.
Well we were doing something about potatoes and my friend had a spud gun. He kept shooting me, the cunt, so I got mad and chucked my potato at him has hard as I could, missed , and broke some Harry Potter looking shit. That was the final straw I guess. I used to get sent out of a lot of classes for being a general nuisance/ asshole to everyone. Especially my teachers
 

silentsinger

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Well we were doing something about potatoes and my friend had a spud gun. He kept shooting me, the cunt, so I got mad and chucked my potato at him has hard as I could, missed , and broke some Harry Potter looking shit. That was the final straw I guess. I used to get sent out of a lot of classes for being a general nuisance/ asshole to everyone. Especially my teachers
Fucking lol.
What's "Harry Potter looking shit"?
My friend and I during the frog dissecting bit decided we were turning out stools towards the window not wanting to watch, I soon turned round when a classmate fainted and hit the deck though. Poor fucker. Thinking back on it now it's pretty funny but I felt terrible for him at the time.
 

SongExotic2

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Fucking lol.
What's "Harry Potter looking shit"?
My friend and I during the frog dissecting bit decided we were turning out stools towards the window not wanting to watch, I soon turned round when a classmate fainted and hit the deck though. Poor fucker. Thinking back on it now it's pretty funny but I felt terrible for him at the time.
A test tube set up they had going
 

SongExotic2

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I think. I can barely remember tbh I know I chucked a tater at him and got in bad shit for it
 

silentsinger

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I think. I can barely remember tbh I know I chucked a tater at him and got in bad shit for it
I used to seek fun with setting bunsen burners off towards each other and running through with a lighter.

Sweet justice my ex burned my house down really, thinking about it.
 

silentsinger

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Mr Munday was my science teacher, he was really cool. Everyone used to fancy him but because science was a necessity that didn't interest me I never saw the allure.

Two lesbians who were a couple as my art teachers were awesome and the head of year boss like I've said.

After launching a chair in my English Lit's general direction and she found out what issues I had going on at the time, we were cool. My English language teacher was a right bitch though. She tried taking me to town about some shit and 14 year old me made her look like a twat. At prom I gave her a cigarette in the toilets and we made up then.
 

Mix6APlix

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My favourite teacher ever was my criminology/sociology teacher
Last semester of university I saw him out at our local hangout and I sent a couple of shots of tequila with Tabasco in it......
He then walked over and I introduced him to some of my girl friends and he danced the night away with those girls
Saw him again out drinking on the last night and he said “good luck in whatever you do”
I said “I just missed getting a B by a slim margin, i could really use a B for my GPA”
He said “Robbie, you’re a good guy, if you deserve a B you will get one”
He gave me that B.......top notch guy
Prairie fires are never good.
 

silentsinger

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Fuck, thinking about it after I got out of 18 months of hell in Donnington and moved back down south again I really miss school.
I had a really good bunch of friends and for the most part 4.5 years of a happy school childhood.
 

SongExotic2

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Fuck, thinking about it after I got out of 18 months of hell in Donnington and moved back down south again I really miss school.
I had a really good bunch of friends and for the most part 4.5 years of a happy school childhood.
I was in Carlton today test driving some cars. The chap was telling me if I got one I need to take it to donnington
 

SongExotic2

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Wait wtf were you doing in my neck of the woods you Nazi!
 

silentsinger

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Audi TT and A3

Nazi chariots from the land you call home
An A3 saved husband's life pretty much. Ended up in a tree with half the car missing but with only a few scratches. If I'd been in the car you wouldn't have had to put up with my rambling because I'd've been wiped out but he was fine.