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aghof

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Apr 15, 2015
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somehow the ones in the attached screenshot from a different site didn't get caught by my ad blocker...


 

The Sound of Violence

Host of a podcast about mma podcasts
Oct 28, 2015
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Yeah that card is weird as fuck. Also Ben Folkes is the man:

"Say I was to tell you that a pornographic webcam streaming site was promoting an MMA event in April. Say I was to also tell you that, at this event, viewers can watch a free live stream and purchase “tokens” to tip fighters or reward them for hitting certain “fight goals,” similarly to how viewers might entice a webcam model to perform a series of increasingly specific acts.

Say I was to add that the main event for this thing pits former UFC heavyweight champ Ricco Rodriguez against former UFC middleweight and light heavyweight Alex Nicholson, with everyone’s favorite walking sideshow Charles Bennett in the co-main event.

Say I were to heave a heavy sigh before admitting that, yes, the ring girls for this event are also cam girls who will be available after the fights “as a special bonus.”

Equipped with all this information, I’m betting you could go ahead and guess which American state is set to host this thing. Go ahead. Just take a wild stab at …

That’s right, it’s Florida.

In Ft. Lauderdale on April 26 to be exact, the webcam streaming site CamSoda is making its “official foray into the MMA world” with an event dubbed CamSoda Legends, according to a press release..."

Finally, an event that blends MMA with porn webcam streams
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
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Would people pay to see an old timer (like Tank Abbott) fight a younger guy just past his prime (let's say Gilbert Melendez)-- someone who is out weighed by 100+ lbs? I think so. It would remind me of the David vs Goliath fights that Pride put on and UFC did once-- I think it may have been UFC 7 or 8. Not sure. Anybody think the novelty would sell? Bring back the carny freak show angle. Plus, it gives some veterans to make a few bucks.
 

Tuc Ouiner

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May 19, 2016
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crazy horse was a genetic freak with hands of stone but his chin became suspect at times. Methinks he coulda been hof material if he had a work ethic and put down his sack of rocks. Too inconsistent imo.
 

Howard Moon

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Sep 6, 2015
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crazy horse was a genetic freak with hands of stone but his chin became suspect at times. Methinks he coulda been hof material if he had a work ethic and put down his sack of rocks. Too inconsistent imo.
He would be in the 'legends' or 'builders' category. He may not have been the best of the best, but he's flown the freak flag for a long time at an impressively high level. He would have my vote for HOF.
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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I was referring to the MMA/Porn card rather than the ads, but Wild @Wild , if you want the links to all your favorite sites on one page who am I to judge?
Been telling people for 3 years that you’re the only team player here bud. We appreciate you.
 

Howard Moon

Posting Machine
Sep 6, 2015
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Been telling people for 3 years that you’re the only team player here bud. We appreciate you.
I think I've heard this one before...
Does your next post say something about 'taking one for the team'?
;)

(I have a thing about busting the balls of authority figures, can't really help myself. Thanks for always being a good sport about it, man)
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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I think I've heard this one before...
Does your next post say something about 'taking one for the team'
I was thinking more along the lines of "if you choose to use an ad blocker, reach around's and ball fondling will be expected by ownership"
 

Greek777

Posting Machine
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Jan 18, 2015
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Yeah I was back on the UG a little bit earlier and my mind was blown by this one. On my screen, too, the resolution cuts off the full ad so all you can see is the top of the guys shirtless bodies/heads covering the girls lower parts, with the words "CAM SODA" on top

Imagine opening that site at work. What a disgrace.
 

Greek777

Posting Machine
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Jan 18, 2015
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Would people pay to see an old timer (like Tank Abbott) fight a younger guy just past his prime (let's say Gilbert Melendez)-- someone who is out weighed by 100+ lbs? I think so. It would remind me of the David vs Goliath fights that Pride put on and UFC did once-- I think it may have been UFC 7 or 8. Not sure. Anybody think the novelty would sell? Bring back the carny freak show angle. Plus, it gives some veterans to make a few bucks.
YES
 
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The Big Guy

Guest
Bennett belongs in the HOF when all is said & done.
What hall of fame? Its basically UFC HOF or GTFO

Id like to see a group of mma guys/journalists form a HOF for all the other orgs. Fedor isnt going in the ufc hof but guys like saku are. We need non ufc or overall HOF just to honor these folks

How else will datsik get in?
 
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I was thinking more along the lines of "if you choose to use an ad blocker, reach around's and ball fondling will be expected by ownership"
Keep thinking I'm not on to your now indirect obsession with the UG.

Keep thinking that...
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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What hall of fame? Its basically UFC HOF or GTFO

Id like to see a group of mma guys/journalists form a HOF for all the other orgs. Fedor isnt going in the ufc hof but guys like saku are. We need non ufc or overall HOF just to honor these folks

How else will datsik get in?
Who wins in a fight, datsik or Disciplined Galt @Galt? Prison rules