General When your late for a job interview but too high to explain why

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Hwoarang

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Oct 22, 2015
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Was frank fucking with him, and just wanted Barry to see this guyfor a laugh?
$25/hr is first world pay rates. Has The Donald turned the US around already that quickly? Last I heard the rest of the US thought Seattle was retarded for increasing minimum to $15/hr?
Fucking with mentally challenged people should be illegal if it's not..hell, it's the reason so many got pinked around these parts...
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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He'll probably forget that conversation took place. Not as if he's going to get the job when he does or anything.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I'm never late for anything. Nothing annoys me more than running late, except the worthless bags of shit who do so habitually. I have a 100 dollar bet with my fantasy football commissioner that our friend will be late. He always is. Always. Not even just for the draft. Always for anything.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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I'm never late for anything. Nothing annoys me more than running late, except the worthless bags of shit who do so habitually. I have a 100 dollar bet with my fantasy football commissioner that our friend will be late. He always is. Always. Not even just for the draft. Always for anything.
Pissed me off this morning, my new colleague woke me up 30 minutes later than she said.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I had a manager (the same one I made the replacement business cards for) tell me that he appreciated that I was always showing up early. A simple compliment. My response was "I dont do it to be a good employee. I do it because I hate running late." The look on his face was akin to what it would have been if I told him I fuckedhis mother and had video to prove it.
 

Yossarian

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Oct 25, 2015
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Pissed myself a few times. Never pissed on anyone.
I used to piss myself all the time. And I had no way of vocalizing my need for a bathroom. They put on me some sort of pants made of paper... it was a long time ago though.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I used to piss myself all the time. And I had no way of vocalizing my need for a bathroom. They put on me some sort of pants made of paper... it was a long time ago though.
Was what I told one senior fella onc3, couldn't believe it. Then I got into proper drinking.
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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I feel like this dude needs his own reality show, “The Truman Show” style
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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I enjoyed this video from mieshas twat but he needs to edit the title.....your is incorrect
 

Simpleman

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Had a bartender in a Dave and Busters recently serving us. He was hammered and told us so.he told us that he didnt evwn remeber clocking in and that we should save our money and microwave our own food at home (only went for a beer). He admitted that he was probably going to get fired... he wasright. 45 minutes later he got fired. Almost got free drinks because he forgot to ring us up... other bartender remembered... dick.