Fighters that are on my OFFICIAL POOP LIST

[Ted Williams' head]

I'm keeping this list of those who CONSISTENTLY stink up UFC cards and give eye cancer to anyone who actually watches their fights. I'm not going to just throw guys/gals on here willy nilly, if you're on this list you've truly earned it.

And this isn't fighter bashing (although it really is), it's just my personal opinion. Everything is subjective, I'm sure these guys have big fans on here who love them, that's fine. I don't wish anything bad on these people, I just wish they would consider different careers.


1. Elias Theodorou

REASON FOR ADMISSION: Passive style, runs a lot, seemingly no power in hands OR feet.


2. Smiling Sam Alves

REASON FOR ADMISSION: Boring counter punch style, very low work rate, when he does throw it's the same RIGHT HOOK-LEFT STRAIGHT over and over and over. Cringey octagon interviews. Ginger.



That's all for now, although there are several who are on the verge of being added (looking at you, Wonder Boy).

 

[member 3289]

Kumaru Usman

 

[PrideNeverDie]

Clay Guida ..... just bounces about like a fucking eejit

 

[Priziesthorse]

The UFC finally did the right thing and stuck Theodorou on the Fight Pass prelims. Hopefully he remains there.

 

[silentsinger]

Doesn't Elias post here? Maybe I'm getting him mixed up with someone else with long hair.

 

[RaginCajun]

Clay Guida ..... just bounces about like a fucking eejit

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Doesn't Elias post here? Maybe I'm getting him mixed up with someone else with long hair.

If so, can he be pinked for his last few fights?

 

[The Big Guy]

90% of womens mma is shit to me

 

[Jehannum]

90% of womens mma is shit to me

that should've been the nail in the coffin for women's mma

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

I'm keeping this list of those who CONSISTENTLY stink up UFC cards and give eye cancer to anyone who actually watches their fights. I'm not going to just throw guys/gals on here willy nilly, if you're on this list you've truly earned it.

And this isn't fighter bashing (although it really is), it's just my personal opinion. Everything is subjective, I'm sure these guys have big fans on here who love them, that's fine. I don't wish anything bad on these people, I just wish they would consider different careers.


1. Elias Theodorou

REASON FOR ADMISSION: Passive style, runs a lot, seemingly no power in hands OR feet.


2. Smiling Sam Alves

REASON FOR ADMISSION: Boring counter punch style, very low work rate, when he does throw it's the same RIGHT HOOK-LEFT STRAIGHT over and over and over. Cringey octagon interviews. Ginger.



That's all for now, although there are several who are on the verge of being added (looking at you, Wonder Boy).

Can’t argue with either submission. Elias is way to pretty and Sam just annoys the shit out of me. He has ran the smiling schtick into the ground.

 

[member 3289]

90% of womens mma is shit to me

Unless it's Cyborg, I always pick "decision" as the method of victory for WMMA fights in the Monster's tournament out of my disgust for women's fighting. I don't even bother looking at the records to see if one girl has a lot of knockouts or submissions.

Because I don't care and because WMMA sucks.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

3. Mighty Mouse Johnson

REASON FOR ADMISSION: Ducking TJ, taking the easy way out to break the title defence record against a sub par opponent.

 

[member 1013]

@karate chop!

Put me on the list

I like being on lists

 

[Ted Williams' head]

@karate chop!

Put me on the list

I like being on lists

Your kiss is on my list

 

[lueVelvet]

Seems like a fighter bashing thread if I ever saw one.

 

[Ted Williams' head]

Seems like a fighter bashing thread if I ever saw one.

Meh there's nothing here that has been said in posts dozens of times over by different posters.