WTF!!

[Bozy]

Just sitting around watching tv and I see a bird fly by my head. Turns out it was a Bat lol. Scared the shit out of me At first. Thank god I still have my old Red Rider Air Rifle by gawd. Black Bart never stood a chance.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Inside?

 

[Bozy]

Yeah man. Leaned back in the recliner and it flew right by me, came back around and went back upstairs.

 

[IschKabibble]

Thought you were WTFing about the hole in his wing. Then I noticed the stabby fork. Poor lil feller.

 

[Sweets]

Ya coulda just thrown a towel over it and put it back outside... *Hippy backs away warily after making hippy post*

 

[silentsinger]

Ya coulda just thrown a towel over it and put it back outside... *Hippy backs away warily after making hippy post*

Yep, worra pansy.

 

[jason73]

drive a stake thru its heart before midnite or you are doomed

 

[Bozy]

Ya coulda just thrown a towel over it and put it back outside... *Hippy backs away warily after making hippy post*

......or a towel

 

[Sweets]

......or a towel

I have a load of them around my house they are pretty fancy in flight outside but you could easily corner one in the house with a large towel.

 

[Bozy]

No way bro. Not getting near a biting bat. Guy broke into my house, got what was coming imo

 

[Deleted member 1]

Any chance its been inside for long??

If you've been asleep around it before you need to get it checked for rabies.

 

[jason73]

Any chance its been inside for long??

If you've been asleep around it before you need to get it checked for rabies.

and a prostate exam

 

[SongExotic2]

and a prostate exam

By a man dressed as batman....






Or maybe just me in my spiderman mask,




Whatever..

 

[RedDragonUK]

I've rescued bats as a CHILD from my house, no need to kill it dude.

 

[Megatron Robinson]

If you see one, chances are there are several more still in your house.

 

[teamquestnorth]

I've rescued bats as a CHILD from my house, no need to kill it dude.

Lol I've never had a bat inside my house but if it happened, nothings getting "rescued"

Same goes with spiders or mouse or anything like that.

Its kill on site

 

[Bozy]

You can go get bit by Dracula all you want bro. I see a bat in my house, I'm going all exorcism on its ass!

 

[ThatOneDude]

 

[Jonny Quest]

Lol your avatar makes this story all the more funny.

 

[Bluesville]

dare you to fuck it.

and by dare, I mean double dare.

 

[Sweets]

Any chance its been inside for long??

If you've been asleep around it before you need to get it checked for rabies.

Oh ye rabies, I always forget you guy's have that. We don't have it here, more accurately nothing does.