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ShakaSway

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Oct 18, 2015
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What are we even doing with the Riott Squad at this point Vince?
Fantasy booking here, but Nikki Bella losing to Riott Squad would give her more fuel to hate Rousey, leading to the match. Shows she doesn’t have that natural ability. Then maybe flirt with Corbin for the match at Evolution if thats the route they are going.

Then have a night where Riotts are gonna win again, and Corbin pulls the match change tactic. “Its a singles match now, and you two arent legal.” “Oh did I say singles match, I meant Handicap match....” then wait til Nikki has one of them beat, then changes it to a submission match. She wins with armbar. Heat

Woulda made us hate her more, makes Riot look good, and Ronda is put over as being a product of the Revolution, something Bella’s shitty wrestling caused anyways.
 

Super Dave

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Dec 28, 2015
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I was just reading that Elias has only had 3 matches on RAW since Money In The Bank.

Thank you Mick for rectifying that!
 

ShakaSway

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I was just reading that Elias has only had 3 matches on RAW since Money In The Bank.

Thank you Mick for rectifying that!
I really want him to stop being the legends whipping boy promo. Remember that week after he lost the IC title match, and Elias came out insane, challenging Lesnar? Then Lesnar no showed Extreme Rules and Elias was fine the next week?

Boo Lesnar. Boo that man. I hope he beats DC.

Wow I guess I really don’t like Cormier.
 

ShakaSway

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Ah. Brie vs Maryse are having a match tonight, y’all. Oh boy
 

ShakaSway

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To follow up on that, there is no better way to make my senses feel like they are on the boat ride in Wonka’s factory, than how Smackdown opened up.

-Tribute to 9/11 victims.
-Announce Brie vs Maryse
-Have Jeffrey come out, no contacts, constantly switching from paint eyes to real eyes.
-Have Jeffalomew cut a promo ending in “And I’m going straight to hell! Enjoy the show!* *enthusiastic skip.
-Nakumurica comes out with US Title.

Wrestling. I love you.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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To follow up on that, there is no better way to make my senses feel like they are on the boat ride in Wonka’s factory, than how Smackdown opened up.

-Tribute to 9/11 victims.
-Announce Brie vs Maryse
-Have Jeffrey come out, no contacts, constantly switching from paint eyes to real eyes.
-Have Jeffalomew cut a promo ending in “And I’m going straight to hell! Enjoy the show!* *enthusiastic skip.
-Nakumurica comes out with US Title.

Wrestling. I love you.
Did they also play Bawtidaba and have Donald Trump fly in on an eagle?
 

ShakaSway

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Oct 18, 2015
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Did they also play Bawtidaba and have Donald Trump fly in on an eagle?
They did not, unfortunately. They are playing an add on USA Network just now with Brad Paisley playing his gee-tar, then getting facetimed by Peyton Manning. Sorta close enough.

Speaking of which, I am a shitty American wrestling fan tonight. I’m rooting for our Japanese United States Champion, The Miz’s French Wife and my favorite wrestler on the roster is Becky Lynch.
 

ShakaSway

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But at least he's the United States champion.
Aha! You would think that helps. Nay nay.

I was born on December 7th, while rooting for Nakamura, the match ending when Randal sneak attacked the Anerican. Its like a meticulous riddle.
 

Super Dave

The party’s over
Dec 28, 2015
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They did not, unfortunately. They are playing an add on USA Network just now with Brad Paisley playing his gee-tar, then getting facetimed by Peyton Manning. Sorta close enough.

Speaking of which, I am a shitty American wrestling fan tonight. I’m rooting for our Japanese United States Champion, The Miz’s French Wife and my favorite wrestler on the roster is Becky Lynch.
Maryse is from Montreal so that's better than just French and who doesn't love Becky.
 

ShakaSway

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Maryse is from Montreal so that's better than just French and who doesn't love Becky.
She was so beloved they had to make her anti hero after two weeks.

Which means theoretically speaking, she is more loved than Roman is hated. Nuclear Straight Fire.
 

ShakaSway

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I like this picture book stuff quite a bit

But more importantly BEEEEECKY!!!!!!
 

Bozy

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Feb 22, 2015
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This Joe/AJ fued is getting ridiculous. Good for Vince, that I love ridiculous.
 

ShakaSway

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Good idea, WWE. I am sure Brie will prove superior to Maryse with facts. Lets check out their achievements according to the interwebs

Maryse



Ha, not much there, lets check out Brie’s






Oh...
 

Super Dave

The party’s over
Dec 28, 2015
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Screenname bet

Becky wins, I win

Flair wins, you win

DQ/Countout WWE Finish, we are friends and sigh angrily that we can never have nice things, but watched NJPW the day before so all is fine.
Sounds like fun. It's a bet.
 

Super Dave

The party’s over
Dec 28, 2015
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Screenname bet

Becky wins, I win

Flair wins, you win

DQ/Countout WWE Finish, we are friends and sigh angrily that we can never have nice things, but watched NJPW the day before so all is fine.
In all honesty I won't be upset if Becky does win. I'm Flair all the way but Becky is great and deserves another title reign.
 

Bozy

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Feb 22, 2015
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Becky Wins. . . .

A few months down the road. Ronda has just defeated Natty after a vicious heel turn. Ronda is standing over several women with Shayna and crew when all of a sudden

WWWOOOOOOOOOO Comes across the p.a. system. Out comes Flair, Bayley and Sasha. They clear the ring and set up Flair vs Ronda at Mania.
 

ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
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In all honesty I won't be upset if Becky does win. I'm Flair all the way but Becky is great and deserves another title reign.
I wouldn’t mind if Flair wins either. People sour on her being on the top, but she is really fun to watch, so I don’t mind a whole lot.

I am also someone who sees no issue witg Drake Maverick with AOP, tiny shit talker hiding behind two beasts is always fun.

Wanna set it for 20 days? Since its predetermined would be bad to bet long term. Not like Streak Ending Guy who appeared to have bet his life savings on Taker beating Lesnar