Racoon fired for drinking on the job!
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I feel bad for it.
I wonder if you would have felt bad for me at about 2 am this morning. Dem beers, dat wine and dos stairs...........ouch!
Lol no def not, but you sir knew what you were getting into.
I know what you mean. I work at a power plant that was built in the middle of the woods/marsh right on the river.
Animals I feel sorry for daily when I see them looking for food:
Racoons
Opossums
Cats
Deer
Gators
Armadillos
Hogs
Foxes
Chickens
Roosters
Osprey
It's a little zoo. We don't feed the snakes. And the gators eat the turtles. I've never seen a panther, but others have.
I feel bad for all the animals who come to harm, I really do. Don't get me wrong, I eat some of those fuckers..........I don't hunt for them, don't even fish, but I do eat them. Clearly, I am referring to the unnecessary harm brought upon an animal that when I say I don't like it, but man, when an animal wanders into a beer storage warehouse and gets pissed drunk on spillage I cannot help but find the humor in that. A lot of worse things can happen to that raccoon than experiencing his first fall down drunken stupor!
When my Dad's parrot ate a piece of hash out of his ashtray once and got so high it couldn't stand up on it's perch I laughed like hell. One, because I'm an asshole that way, and two, because that bird was a mean motherfucker who I still bare the scars from to this day (one on my shoulder and one on my achilles heel). That bird was high as fuck for two days and it was the nicest it ever behaved, then it came around to it's normal self and was a cunt again! Lived for a long time unfortunately, no worse for wear.
Not saying I'm not a fuck for feeling the way I do, and the fact that I laugh at a drunken animal entitles anyone who cares to, to flame away, I can take it. If people are intentionally getting animals fucked up with booze or drugs then that's fucked, but when it is inadvertent, like a bear wandering into a campground and crushing several cans of beer into it's mouth, then that's some funny shit right there. Drunken bear will live to tell the story to his grandcubs, just as the drunken coon shall one day do. I think so anyways!
When my Dad's parrot ate a piece of hash out of his ashtray once and got so high it couldn't stand up on it's perch I laughed like hell. One, because I'm an asshole that way, and two, because that bird was a mean motherfucker who I still bare the scars from to this day (one on my shoulder and one on my achilles heel). That bird was high as fuck for two days and it was the nicest it ever behaved, then it came around to it's normal self and was a cunt again! Lived for a long time unfortunately, no worse for wear.
Not saying I'm not a fuck for feeling the way I do, and the fact that I laugh at a drunken animal entitles anyone who cares to, to flame away, I can take it. If people are intentionally getting animals fucked up with booze or drugs then that's fucked, but when it is inadvertent, like a bear wandering into a campground and crushing several cans of beer into it's mouth, then that's some funny shit right there. Drunken bear will live to tell the story to his grandcubs, just as the drunken coon shall one day do. I think so anyways!
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that Racoons wife is going to be angry when he gets home.