The fight pass event before this ha some guy whose nickname was airline. Probably top 3 dumbest of nicknames. It didn't even rhyme with his name. Gay as two guys docking.
two ducks docking reminded me of this (best heading of all time) article.
Bisexual Polyamorous Goose Love Triangle Ends In Tragedy
Bisexual Polyamorous Goose Love Triangle Ends In Tragedy
PLANTS AND ANIMALS
THOMAS THE GOOSE (WHITE) IS SEEN WITH HIS POLY FAMILY: HENRY, HENRIETTA, AND THEIR YOUNGSTERS. PHOTO COURTESY OF WELLINGTON BIRD REHABILITATION TRUST
By Aliyah Kovner
09 FEB 2018, 22:04
Thomas, a New Zealand native, beloved father, and alternative lifestyle icon has passed away at the age of 40.
This is how the obituary would read if Thomas were a human. But the famous Wellington resident was actually a goose. A blind, gay, interspecies-polyamorous goose whose life story captured the hearts of locals and the world at large.
Thomas in his later days. Photo courtesy of Wellington Bird Rehabilitation Trust
Thomas first
rose to celebrity when he was a young male in the gaggle at Waimanu Lagoon. There, he was observed shunning other geese in favor of the company of a male black swan named Henry. The couple were together for 18 happy years before a female swan, Henrietta, flew into the picture.
Henry and Henrietta began to nest together, but instead of the traditional
monogamous pair bond normally shared among both geese and swans, Thomas stuck around and they became a dedicated triangular unit.
Thomas leads the march across Waimanu Lagoon with his family in an undated photo. Photo courtesy of Wellington Bird Rehabilitation Trust
Thomas was an invested parent to Henry and Henrietta’s 68 cygnets over the next 12 years, during which time the family was a regular and much-cherished sight at Waimanu.
Henry passed away in 2009, after which Henrietta found a new partner and Thomas finally tried mating with a female goose. Tragically, the young goslings were adopted by a different male, leaving Thomas alone once more. When he became blind in both eyes in 2013, Thomas was brought to the nearby
Wellington Bird Rehabilitation Trust to pass his remaining years.