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Passive Jay

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Some listings have us dreaming of their potential. This 18th floor condo has views of Belle Isle and, on a clear day, downtown. It’s over 2,200 square feet with three bedrooms and a huge living space. And those views! It’s rare to find a condo listing under $100 per square foot, but this Shoreline East penthouse is coming in at $219,900.

This penthouse is loaded with carpet and wallpaper, and the windows bring in lots of light to the living and dining room. The condo has three full bathrooms, a galley kitchen, and storage. The building itself has valet and secure parking, community space, and an outdoor terrace. HOA fees are $1,098. It sits about three miles east of downtown, right across from Belle Isle and the Villages, and along the riverfront.











 
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That's shit would still be too expensive if this was still 1972.

I bet the lampshades are made of glass and the wall paper is made of cordoroy
 
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Song4 said:
That's shit would still be too expensive if this was still 1972.

I bet the lampshades are made of glass and the wall paper is made of cordoroy
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220k for a 13th floor penthouse is too expensive? It could use some upgrades and the HOA fees are pretty high but the price is pretty reasonable.
 
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Passive Jay said:
220k for a 13th floor penthouse is too expensive? It could use some upgrades and the HOA fees are pretty high but the price is pretty reasonable.
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It's 220k to live in a decrepit ass tower. Fuck that noise.

That's the expensive part of the tower. Still fooling yourself if you think that's a good deal. I wouldn't pay half of that if there was an alternative.
 
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It's a fukn dump. That park outside will be full o folks slanging Caine too
 
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Unless you pay cash why burden yourself to that pit?it's been on the slide for years.
 
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Song4 said:
Anyone who pays over 100k for a house in Detroit is a mongaloid. Unless they make over 100k a year. Then they just hit the jackpot and probably served in the Marines and can just about survive in that slum
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lol, your understanding of the Detroit market and indeed Detroit in general is lacking.

Yes Detroit has bad areas, but it is a gigantic city and there are plenty of good areas, and the city is getting better in general every year.

here is 290k in a good area.










and before you say its in a bad area...

 
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Passive Jay said:
lol, your understanding of the Detroit market and indeed Detroit in general is lacking.

Yes Detroit has bad areas, but it is a gigantic city and there are plenty of good areas, and the city is getting better in general every year.

here is 290k in a good area.










and before you say its in a bad area...

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I'd rather spend my money elsewhere and earn more. I wouldn't invest anything in Detroit because it's a downslide dump. Anything you invest is lost. Hence that gross apartment that you claim is a great deal. It's not.

The owner really wants out and will take way less
 
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Song4 said:
I'd rather spend my money elsewhere and earn more. I wouldn't invest anything in Detroit because it's a downslide dump. Anything you invest is lost. Hence that gross apartment that you claim is a great deal. It's not.

The owner really wants out and will take way less
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lmao, ok I am done, if you think detroit is on a downslide there is no point in trying to talk to you about this.
 
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hey fuck you dude, we were having a nice talk about if we thought the place was worth it or not, insults just show that you are a dick.
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Where did I insult you? I learned about Detroit from all your pictures of it as a wasteland
 
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Passive Jay said:
what do you think fuck off idiot normally means?
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Well normally I'd take it at it's worth. But seeing is this is a pan handling Jay thread I'm waiting for the punchline where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you for being too lazy to work a whole year and send you a box of good wishes.


Not happening muchacho. Don't you come at me like you just did again.


Don't test me you half working half giant pussy.
 
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Song4 said:
Well normally I'd take it at it's worth. But seeing is this is a pan handling Jay thread I'm waiting for the punchline where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you for being too lazy to work a whole year and send you a box of good wishes.


Not happening muchacho. Don't you come at me like you just did again.


Don't test me you half working half giant pussy.
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oh, your one of those...

 
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oh, your one of those...

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Yea good one dipshit.


What's your new PayPal? Or should I set up a go fund me to support you while you can't be bothered to work for 1/3 of the year, every year, planned, every year
 
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You should send that to the kid you abandoned when he turns 18. Maybe that way you can trick him into thinking his dad wasn't a complete, never worked for a living, sponged for everything and never taken responsibility for anything loser.


Keep going massive gay.



There's still time before your enablers show up to protect you
 
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Song4 said:
You should send that to the kid you abandoned when he turns 18. Maybe that way you can trick him into thinking his dad wasn't a complete, never worked for a living, sponged for everything and never taken responsibility for anything loser.


Keep going massive gay.



There's still time before your enablers show up to protect you
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you dont get it, you are a troll. this is all you get from me...ever

 
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