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Where's jason73 @jason73 at, he's usually good for finding these crazy stories. Sleepin on the job bro!

Y'all, I CAN'T!!

A Wendy's Worker Arrested After Using Her Vagina Discharge As Mayo And Put It On Her Enemy's Burger | AskKissy.com - By Kissy Denise


A Wendy’s Worker Arrested After Using Her Vagina Discharge As Mayo And Put It On Her Enemy’s Burger



Ewww…

Apparently a Wendy’s worker needs more than an arrest. She needs a visit to the free clinic if she has vagina discharge that looks like mayonnaise.

Celebtricity Reports

Maryland – Lakeisha Hunter was arrested and led away in handcuffs after arguing with customer Lashay Jones over their child’s father not coming to see her baby. Ms. Hunter then went to the back of the restaurant and used discharge from her vagina in place of mayonnaise on Lashay’s bacon cheeseburger deluxe.

Apparently the two women who share the same father have been at each other’s throats for a while. Lashay claims she had Lamont first and lakeisha ruined her family.

Lakeisha’s co-worker who chose to remain anonymous is the one who told the manager that she witnessed Lakeisha add her special sauce. Lashay was admitted to Prince George’s Hospital after digesting the burger.


“I TOLD THAT HO TO QUIT PLAYING WITH ME, SHE SAID EXTRA MAYO SO THAT’S WHAT SHE GOT"

:eek::eek::eek::astonished::astonished::astonished::flushed::flushed::flushed::skull::skull::skull:
 

IschKabibble

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Fuck everything about that. I'm going to avoid Wendy's for awhile as I try to purge that visual from my memory.
 

IschKabibble

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Not sure anything on their menu isn't toxic waste so you can thank me whenever :D ;)
True, but their spicy chicken sandwich hits the spot. Aren't you vegetarian? That would make it a lot easier to avoid places like that. Sometimes the cravings for something gross outweigh rational eating choices.
 
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True, but their spicy chicken sandwich hits the spot. Aren't you vegetarian? That would make it a lot easier to avoid places like that. Sometimes the cravings for something gross outweigh rational eating choices.
Yes, and true it does make it much easier to avoid but I've also fallen victim to that last statement, in the past, repeeeeeeatedly. Work in progress :)
 

ThatOneDude

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Thanks, will you come clean my desk now I threw up all over it.

Fuck you Dave Thomas and your fat daughter Wendy
 

jason73

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If she would have done it to a fish sandwich she wouldn't have got caught
 

FeeO

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Oh wat no no no wat no NO.

Forget the "disagree" button, where is the "unstoppable barfjet" button?
 

SongExotic2

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In for pics of obie trice eating a Chipotle pussy sauce burger at a basketball game or fuck your mother!