General In 1965 a patent was filed for a device that would deliver a baby by centrifugal force

[Splinty]

Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force

 

[Splinty]

The net insures a soft landing, which is important when spinning at 7Gs.

 

[Splinty]

But WHY splinty?!?

Because your confined women lack the muscle development to expel a child at 7Gs.

 

[Splinty]

Wont this put me out of work?!?

No way. You see, you will still need my extensive doctor training in gravity assisted birthing to determine if the woman should be spun at 6Gs or 7Gs.

 

[MovinOn]

Lemme guess, you're making a few tweaks to this thing and you plan to pitch it on Shark Tank. Hoping for an infomercial and a QVC deal.

I

 

[Splinty]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNe2u2kWXQo&t=8s

 

[SuperPig]

But does it work?

 

[Too swole to control]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger's mom only had to use 1g cuz her pussy so loose

 

[Too swole to control]

One hand spin it like a roulette wheel and he fall out

 

[Hauler]

Weren't c-sections a fairly familiar practice in the 60s?

Certainly that would be a better option than spinning mommy around like Akroyd and Chase in Spies Like Us until baby came flying out, only to hit the obervational glass like a mosquito slamming into the windshield of a car doing 100 mph.

 

[SongExotic2]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger's mom only had to use 1g cuz her pussy so loose

One hand spin it like a roulette wheel and he fall out

 

[Jesus X]

babies be coming out like this

 

[member 3289]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger's mom only had to use 1g cuz her pussy so loose

Starts shit with me, cries to mods later

 

[Too swole to control]

Starts shit with me, cries to mods later

Yeah that makes sense. Only thing I didn't like was my thread got frozen
You the one who keeps mentioning mods. Tard

 

[SongExotic2]

Yeah that makes sense. Only thing I didn't like was my thread got frozen
You the one who keeps mentioning mods. Tard

Starts shit with me, cries to mods later

*MoDs

 

[SongExotic2]

Splinty didn't form the mongy MoDDing rainbow rangers for you gayboys to just refer to them as mods

 

[member 3289]

Yeah that makes sense. Only thing I didn't like was my thread got frozen
You the one who keeps mentioning mods. Tard

Waaaahhhhh CMNH keeps calling all my Google search photos and text messages to my brother fake waaaaahhhhhh.

Stop derailing threads, gayboy.

 

[Filthy]

i checked the math, i think it'll work.

 

[SC MMA MD]

So did they steal this from the space program training, or vice versa?

 

[SC MMA MD]

Overcoming the atmospheric pressure opposing the delivery of the child eh? They seem to think there is a powerful vacuum in there; perhaps they are not personally familiar with female genitalia.

 

[member 1013]

Overcoming the atmospheric pressure opposing the delivery of the child eh? They seem to think there is a powerful vacuum in there; perhaps they are not personally familiar with female genitalia.

My last girlfriend had a bit of a black hole situation. If you weren’t careful you would get sucked right in. I was trapped for a week and she had to fly to Dubai to see a special vagina surgeon

 

[SongExotic2]

My last girlfriend had a bit of a black hole situation. If you weren’t careful you would get sucked right in. I was trapped for a week and she had to fly to Dubai to see a special vagina surgeon

That's where she met me...

 

[sparkuri]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger's mom only had to use 1g cuz her pussy so loose

Rumor has it she farted, and ker-plunk!

 

[Robbie Hart]

Sounds like someone did extensive research into human capabilities and the fragile nature of a newborn.......I’m 100% sure this would have no adverse effects on the baby.

 

[SongExotic2]

Sounds like someone did extensive research into human capabilities and the fragile nature of a newborn.......I’m 100% sure this would have no adverse effects on the baby.

The very worst scenario is the kid would grow up with severe weakism and never be able to wrestle.....