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lookoutawhale

Mammal of the Sea
Jan 20, 2015
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Who bought the condom? This is critical in figuring out who actually owned it and the contents it contained.
hmm... thats an interesting take on it.

is it possible that once he drops his chowder in the condom that the contents of the rubber now belong to her since she purchased it?

or does he still maintain ownership of the contents of the condom even though she bought the condom

sweet mama Narcosynthesis @Cerberus this is some OJ Simpson case now!
 
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lookoutawhale

Mammal of the Sea
Jan 20, 2015
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you're lucky none of us said New England Man Chowder.

We tried to keep this thread PG and classy. :cool:
 
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Punch

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Reminds me of a joke i heard once:

What's the difference between the Detroit Redwings and yo' mama?



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The redwing's will shower after 3 periods. :smilingimp:
 

lookoutawhale

Mammal of the Sea
Jan 20, 2015
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If your spunk looks like chowder you should immediately use your free gotdamn healthcare
I think its because of the cold weather we get up north.

By the time it hits the girl face we have to chisel it off them when it freezes.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Reminds me of a joke i heard once:

What's the difference between the Detroit Redwings and yo' mama?



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The redwing's will shower after 3 periods. :smilingimp:
Oh, I thought the answer was that my mama doesn't call a bankrupt, cesspool home.
 

ECC170

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Pro Fighter
Jan 23, 2015
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A real woman gargles, so I wouldn't know.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

First 100 ish
Jan 19, 2015
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How in the F is this even possible? Seems like it would be impossible to spit his load in something them implant it into herself. I thought they stopped swimming when they hit the air. Damn, hope nobody can get knocked up for sitting in a pile of my fist babies in the bathtub.