Dick shrivel up so bad you piss on your balls. Not sure what's going on, but this morning that little fucker was almost inverted and I pissed on my balls
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Ughhh yes
While I’m fully familiar with having a small penis, I haven’t had that happen.
Yeah it was a bit weird. I guess getting old sucks.
sounds like a dire situation
mine is a hanger(a shower) so it doesn't wet the balls
mine is a hanger(a shower) so it doesn't wet the balls
It can happen if you are too lazy to grab and aim it. You just start peeing and all of a sudden your balls get warm and wet than your underware needs to be changed as it gets peed on as well. I guess it’s like a self golden shower without the romance or having to pay the guy to leave.
Stop watching so much porn.
Don't have much of a sex drive but my wife and I live separate because of our jobs.
Not yet but my ball sack is fucking huge... I almost sat on it a few times in the passed year....getting old sucks
Nopes, I do tend to piss myself on a monthly basis though.
lol some huge ball sacks round here...I might have tiny sack
ratio will vary...keep the units healthy bros
ratio will vary...keep the units healthy bros
And remember to post your dick pics in fapout!
nope
They have macro lens attachments for phones.
Update I noticed it again this morning with a new twist. It seems that when my cock shrivels my balls get rock hard and stand erect. I don't know how to explain it but it's like my balls have a hard on and they feel like a baseball or something
Sounds like some back up
Sounds like you have been getting collagen injection in your bean bag
I’ve always had this problem, but it didn’t become an issue until in my late 30s I entered the dating world. Then my eventual fiancé began complaining about my “pissy smelly balls”. My solution was digging a small “piss divot” in my backyard. Now whenever I have to make a wee, I go to the backyard, lay down face first on my lawn, insert my penis into the divot and pee in there. It’s not a perfect solution but it works.
Nope.
But I did just destroy a urinal because I had a sneezing attack mid-stream.
But I did just destroy a urinal because I had a sneezing attack mid-stream.
Did that solution make him happy?
Great idea
The cremaster muscle in the scrotum helps to pull the testicles against the body in cold environments. This causes the firm and rigid scrotum response. This is done to keep your sperm at an optimal operating environment.
The penis is made up of spongy compartments that must fill with blood to become erect. In cold these compartments are minimally filled as vessels contract to preserve bodily warmth.
Your response is normal, though it sounds like maybe a little more exaggerated the most.
You must be doing a lot of cremaster curls in the squat rack.