How to proper behave....

[SongExotic2]

In the company of mexicans? Today I will literally be knee deep in them and want to conduct myself proper. It's highly likely I'll be the 1 white guy out of a hundred attendees at a party. Mexican food also makes me shit more than an infected baboon so I need to come up with ways of declining their delicacies in the politest manner.

And if by some miracle anyone knows how to cure my borderline tourettes when it comes to saying the wrong place at the wrong time I'd much appreciate that to. I have a feeling a misplaced Donald trump joke is gonna get me shanked today.

Now I think of it I better not reveal that cain was in ms-13 either.

It's gonna be a long day......

 

[Priziesthorse]

When offered food say "No gracias. Mi culo es de fuego."

 

[jason73]

i live in a mexican free zone

 

[Robbie Hart]

i live in a mexican free zone

Where did you live, the North Pole?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Eat a shit load of tums before you go and munch on them throughout the day, and then eat the food

 

[La Paix]

Wear your Cain Velasquez fight kit.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Dont feel bad man. I married a Guat from Guatemala. We had 2 litlle Guat's. Guat 1
and Guat 2. I ve been living the dream with my inlaws, many who dont speak English. The only people born here are the next gen like her nieces and nephews. My wife didnt come to the states till she was 13, and she went to New York. As previously stated, thats another country.
So what im saying is, ive been there bro

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Wear your Cain Velasquez fight kit.

Does his kit incude a print of his browne parade tat on the front?

 

[SongExotic2]

Does his kit incude a print of his browne parade tat on the front?

For the price it better

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Eat the pork and rice wrapped in a tortilla it's cooked pretty normal for most (excluding white people because everyone else cooks with spice).

Remember that Mexicans are people too.

Do not gamble with them.
Do not bring your dog.
Refrain from slapping those unruly fucking kids upside the head, especially the boy kids. Boy kids are precious to them.

Do not take your dick out or even stand close to a Mexican woman, she'll get knocked up.

 

[Leigh]

Self depreciation is a pretty good way to avoid causing offense.

"They look awesome but I've got a really weak stomach. Thanks anyway "

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Just play the white boy card.

 

[Darqnezz]

Rock this outfit. You'll fit right in.

 

[SongExotic2]

Some old lady is staring me down. I think she's trying to work out why I'm here

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Some old lady is staring me down. I think she's trying to work out why I'm here

Hurry unbutton your shirt to mid chest and circle your tongue around your lips while staring at her.

Hurry! Time is of thee essence.

 

[SongExotic2]

Hurry unbutton your shirt to mid chest and circle your tongue around your lips while staring at her.

Hurry! Time is of thee essence.

Can't they made me wear a t shirt that's 3 sizes to big they are all wearing for the occasion. Fucking things hangs down to my knees

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Can't they made me wear a t shirt that's 3 sizes to big they are all wearing for the occasion. Fucking things hangs down to my knees

Ahh shit Son. You done landed in a coven of Chicanos. I can't help you. Hope you make it out

 

[SongExotic2]

Some lady I met before put some pickled prune or some shit into my budweiser. Tasted good first sip (salty) but then I had to chuck it and get a fresh one.

My dog had an asthma attack. It seems all too much for him

Poor lil mite

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

I'm lighting candles for you. Will keep a vigil until you're home safe again

 

[MMAHAWK]

All you got to do


View: https://youtu.be/Jov-R1FfoJs

 

[SongExotic2]

Meh it's not so bad. They keep trying to make me eat but that's about it. I'm about to plug my phone in though and put on some grandmaster flash. This cartel music is giving me the shits

 

[SongExotic2]

Eat the pork and rice wrapped in a tortilla it's cooked pretty normal for most (excluding white people because everyone else cooks with spice).

Remember that Mexicans are people too.

Do not gamble with them.
Do not bring your dog.
Refrain from slapping those unruly fucking kids upside the head, especially the boy kids. Boy kids are precious to them.

Do not take your dick out or even stand close to a Mexican woman, she'll get knocked up.

Fuck I only just saw this. Goddammit my dogs here

 

[SongExotic2]

They got sister act music on now. This is more like it. I like Whoopi, bitch is funny

 

[SongExotic2]

Actually I just remembered she is racist. Nevermind. Back to hating the music choice

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Meh it's not so bad. They keep trying to make me eat but that's about it. I'm about to plug my phone in though and put on some grandmaster flash. This cartel music is giving me the shits

Bro get used to it. My inlaws try to feed me non stop. Its cultural. Eat eat eat. I cant keep up.