Jezz...that's a lil rough.lol
hey Splinty!
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where the fuck have I been?!?!!?!!?
The maniacal ramblings of a beleaguered Punjab if ever I've read them!
So much truth mixed in with those hurtful fallacies! Short leash?!?!? I'm a free man, bought and paid for. There are no strings on me!
As far as being lucky to have me?
Of course. I tell my disgusting wife this daily, just after cursing God for allowing me to wake up again.
Psych meds?! Spoken like a true lamb. I once took a Lithium and threw it back up. The pill couldn't handle what it saw inside. It saw its true self, just like Atreyu when he looked into that fucking mirror. And it turned back, screaming.
My mind is an infinite vortex of complexity. The kind of prison only created through years of childhood molestation and social rejection.
Just like them, you hate me because I fart blood. But in those clots I read my future.
And my future is here.
Yeah, @Dana White's #1 Fan should come back instead. He knew what was up.
fuck that guy. we didnt get along at all.
When my reign here is complete you will barely be a footnote on my list of conquests...
Fuck your guts, foe!
I will get into this deeper at a another time as to not derail this thread about Malvert and his tendency to troll and be combative on forums when his hard hitting questions are not answered to his liking.
To explain this in layman terms so everyone can understand India works on a Caste system and due to my status as a cricket icon I am on the top of the food chain.
What this means is I basically go with a different Bollywood actress every night with many being the most beautiful woman in the world.
Send some of your scraps my way.I will get into this deeper at a another time as to not derail this thread about Malvert and his tendency to troll and be combative on forums when his hard hitting questions are not answered to his liking.
To explain this in layman terms so everyone can understand India works on a Caste system and due to my status as a cricket icon I am on the top of the food chain.
What this means is I basically go with a different Bollywood actress every night with many being the most beautiful woman in the world.
That's a phallacy!@Darqnezz has the smallest cock on this forum
If this forum were the UFC, you would be jessamyn duke
and you'd be Jonathan Goulet.
Oh man, that takes me back. Those were the good ol days of the interwebs, chat rooms!
dont think too much into it. I just like busting Priziests horse balls.
You're a gobshite there is no word in yank for it you're just a gobshite.
Oh sweet black baby Tryon Nazarene
you were definitely in the fetish chat rooms
thats what he called "the internet"you were definitely in the fetish chat rooms
any one wanna trade dick pics
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