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Goldie Wilson III

Goldie Wilson III

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Malvert the Janitor said:
The maniacal ramblings of a beleaguered Punjab if ever I've read them!

So much truth mixed in with those hurtful fallacies! Short leash?!?!? I'm a free man, bought and paid for. There are no strings on me!

As far as being lucky to have me?

Of course. I tell my disgusting wife this daily, just after cursing God for allowing me to wake up again.

Psych meds?! Spoken like a true lamb. I once took a Lithium and threw it back up. The pill couldn't handle what it saw inside. It saw its true self, just like Atreyu when he looked into that fucking mirror. And it turned back, screaming.

My mind is an infinite vortex of complexity. The kind of prison only created through years of childhood molestation and social rejection.

Just like them, you hate me because I fart blood. But in those clots I read my future.

And my future is here.
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This was a great post and the kind of quality I have to come to expect from Malvert. The man is probably one of the top 1000 posters over at mma.tv and is pretty close with forum legends IDOHARM who reminds me of a poor mans Tom Green. If I had to compare him to any janitor it would be Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. Malvert is a genius who takes a while to truly be understood and accepted.

I great analogy for Malvert is that he is like Herpes. At first you are devasted that he is there. You curse yourself for every putting yourself in the position to be exposed to him. Over time the discomfort he causes becomes less and less noticeable.

Finally you realize that even if he is on his meds (Valtrex, lithium, depakote) and dormant he is going to be around forever but might have an outbreak once and a while so you just might as well accept it and make the best of it.
 
girlandcoconut

girlandcoconut

Carrie
Feb 28, 2015
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sachin tendulkar said:
This was a great post and the kind of quality I have to come to expect from Malvert. The man is probably one of the top 1000 posters over at mma.tv and is pretty close with forum legends IDOHARM who reminds me of a poor mans Tom Green. If I had to compare him to any janitor it would be Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. The man is a genius who takes a while to truly be understood and accepted.

I great analogy for Malvert is that he is like Herpes. At first you are devasted that he is there. You curse yourself for every putting yourself in the position to be exposed to him. Over time the discomfort he causes becomes less and less noticeable.

Finally you realize that even if he is on his meds (Valtrex, lithium, depakote) and dormant he is going to be around forever but might have an outbreak once and a while so you just might as well accept it and make the best of it.
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ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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guys, let me switch to my phone, im going to do more drugs on my back patio, ya'll can come too
 
BJTT-Rizzo

BJTT-Rizzo

Tanaka Clan
Feb 16, 2015
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sachin tendulkar said:
This was a great post and the kind of quality I have to come to expect from Malvert. The man is probably one of the top 1000 posters over at mma.tv and is pretty close with forum legends IDOHARM who reminds me of a poor mans Tom Green. If I had to compare him to any janitor it would be Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. Malvert is a genius who takes a while to truly be understood and accepted.

I great analogy for Malvert is that he is like Herpes. At first you are devasted that he is there. You curse yourself for every putting yourself in the position to be exposed to him. Over time the discomfort he causes becomes less and less noticeable.

Finally you realize that even if he is on his meds (Valtrex, lithium, depakote) and dormant he is going to be around forever but might have an outbreak once and a while so you just might as well accept it and make the best of it.
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We all know who has herpes now.lol
 
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