General Tropical Storm/Hurricane Dorian

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Because so many of you have asked what I'm using the citrus fertilizer in my sandbag picture for, I'll tell you.

This is my magnificent lemon tree, which has nearly doubled in size in about a month. Ok maybe not doubled but it's fuckin grown a lot. The top leaves (light green in color) are all new

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Looks like coca leaves to me
 

In 2005 when Hurricane Wilma hit my younger brother's father-in-law said that he was only going to put shutters on the west side of his house bc the hurricane was coming from the Gulf of Mexico.

My brother had to explain to him that the wind in hurricanes circulates...
 
Track has shifted a little east. I don’t know. I don’t feel so trusting.

Most of my employees have called out for the weekend, so we are running the store on three people or less.
 
Like a buzzsaw long the entire coastline, keeping the strength.
At least it isn't just parked over Miami stalling out for 2 days. Gonna be rough for those coastal cities.

No one really lives between West Palm Beach and Daytona Beach. You know because you drove that path when you were in Florida. Plus it's just the outer bands.

The Carolinas and Virginia might be fucked though
 
No one really lives between West Palm Beach and Daytona Beach. You know because you drove that path when you were in Florida. Plus it's just the outer bands.

The Carolinas and Virginia might be fucked though

This is true, that stretch is the most uncomfortable piece of land that I've ever driven through. Random suburbs in the middle of no where with no planning or infrastructure. I just assumed some of those beaches were populated given the coast line. Hope it holds. If I were there I'd have some serious pucker factor. It wouldn't take much to see it go too far inland and be a rough time in Jacksonville.

Does this mean the Euro model was the most right with the fronts altering course?
 
No one really lives between West Palm Beach and Daytona Beach. You know because you drove that path when you were in Florida. Plus it's just the outer bands.

The Carolinas and Virginia might be fucked though
I told you it would turn north. Dont worry everyone up there is high on pain pills they wont feel a thing
 
You can use lemon tree leaves to brighten up your tea. We have a Meyers lemon tree we use both the fruit and leaves for baking etc.

That makes sense. And yeah this one is also a Meyer.

How tall did yours get before it started bearing fruit?

I think my tree is about 2.5 feet tall right now. Almost as big as my dick.
 
I told you it would turn north. Dont worry everyone up there is high on pain pills they wont feel a thing

No one lives there. I'm convinced. When you get onto 95 at PBI the signs say "South - Miami" and "North - Daytona Beach".

One is a little over an hour drive and one is like four fucking hours lol.
 
That makes sense. And yeah this one is also a Meyer.

How tall did yours get before it started bearing fruit?

I think my tree is about 2.5 feet tall right now. Almost as big as my dick.
That sounds like a medical issue TBH.

Ours is about 2-3’ tall and about as wide. It’s so old it looks pathetic but produces a good 5-6 lemons every year still. It takes a year or two for them to establish and get strong enough to produce fruit but once they do you’ll get some every year. We use them to make lemon tarts and lemon drizzle cakes etc.
 
No one lives there. I'm convinced. When you get onto 95 at PBI the signs say "South - Miami" and "North - Daytona Beach".

One is a little over an hour drive and one is like four fucking hours lol.
I’m only familiar with Peanut Island out there. I thinks it’s near Riviera Beach which we were told to not stop for any reason lol.
 
That sounds like a medical issue TBH.

Ours is about 2-3’ tall and about as wide. It’s so old it looks pathetic but produces a good 5-6 lemons every year still. It takes a year or two for them to establish and get strong enough to produce fruit but once they do you’ll get some every year. We use them to make lemon tarts and lemon drizzle cakes etc.

Mine is Eureka, fuck. It probably takes longer. I was blown away by the lemony smell of the leaves though.

When your tree produces new leaves, do they sometimes droop? I thought something was wrong with my tree but then I checked it later and the leaves were erect again.
 
I’m only familiar with Peanut Island out there. I thinks it’s near Riviera Beach which we were told to not stop for any reason lol.

I believe there's Cocoa Beach somewhere.

You're in Orlando, right? Do you go the gulf side when you take a trip to the coast?
 
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