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Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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I had a recently married coworker hit on me today. I retained my military bearing & did not skullfuck her during lunch. Kudos to me.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
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Found out my Granny Nadine & her hubby had heart attacks on same day, same hospital but he didn't make it. Granny Nadine is in a coma. There wasn't anyone else I felt like being vulnerable to but my previous dude.

These were his comforting words image.jpg
I love that man :smile:
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
4,653
7,211
Found out my Granny Nadine & her hubby had heart attacks on same day, same hospital but he didn't make it. Granny Nadine is in a coma. There wasn't anyone else I felt like being vulnerable to but my previous dude.

These were his comforting words View attachment 5170
I love that man :smile:
He sounds like a keeper. I definitely Laughed at that one.
 

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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I played in a fucking bocce tournament at some mansion Saturday afternoon. Everyone was in boat shoes looking like fucking yachtsmen. I had on a tight pink tank top and sandals. I attempted to talk to 3 females at the bbq. They all rejected me immediately.

 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
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I played in a fucking bocce tournament at some mansion Saturday afternoon. Everyone was in boat shoes looking like fucking yachtsmen. I had on a tight pink tank top and sandals. I attempted to talk to 3 females at the bbq. They all rejected me immediately.

Bitches clearly didn't know who they were talking to
 

OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
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Talked to this dude on the phone about biz stuff, alluded all attempts he made at flirting but did send my profile pic because he 'felt at a disadvantage' since I knew everything about him.

Wine was consumed and text messages sent. Gotdamn he's fine! Perfect penis too. It's really pretty.

Feverish sex dreams. Rubbed 3 out. Am currently dickmatized but trying to refrain from whoring at work. Dammit.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
34,114
Talked to this dude on the phone about biz stuff, alluded all attempts he made at flirting but did send my profile pic because he 'felt at a disadvantage' since I knew everything about him.

Wine was consumed and text messages sent. Gotdamn he's fine! Perfect penis too. It's really pretty.

Feverish sex dreams. Rubbed 3 out. Am currently dickmatized but trying to refrain from whoring at work. Dammit.
Don't be shitting where you eat gurl
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Ever have one of those days where you do next to fuck all at work but can barely keep your eyes open when you get home?

Bleh
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
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Fuck you fucking cock suckers in this fucking fuckity fuck fuck of a fucking thread.