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I actually used that very same move but with a slimy sewer pipe when confronted on a construction site by a guy who looked like he was from the village people. wanted to take my corn beef sandwich. didn't let him.
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Was it slimy with poop or mud?
pretty much how I would use my penis in a self-defense scenario
Looks like @Tom Terrific has taken up wrestling.
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self-deprecating humor is the best.
EDIT: sorry, meant self-defecating. but both apply here, so I'll leave it.
that little fucker
can't trust those little monkeys
way too smart and devious, plus quickness and hands
