- Jan 14, 2015
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I've never demeaned any sexual female partner. Try again.Thats rich coming from you. You are constantly advising us of your latest conquests.
Agree with this, I can help with visual aid and then provide best adviceWill need a pic of this hippo in order to offer the best advice.
Great plan. What could go wrong?More details are starting to come out as I try to piece together the night.
Apparently this chick lives with her parents and we had to sneak past her parents bedroom like we were in high school to get to her room at around 4am.
Idk why we didn't go back to my place. I'm assuming because I would have been embarrassed if my roomate saw her.
She's still texting and saying that her and a girlfriend are going to the bar tomorrow night and want me to come. I'm trying to see if she'll send me a pic of the friend.
If she's remotely good looking I might go and see if I can pull off a threesome.
If she's fat though I'm going to have to decline. Idk if I could handle all that beef.
If I do go, I'll post a PBP
Quote from The Laws of Savages Compendium states: "If you can bench it, You can bang it". Ghengis KhanIf she's fat though I'm going to have to decline. Idk if I could handle all that beef.
Death by suffocation most likely.I'm dying to see how this story ends. lol
There's going to be a conclusion soon. Either tonight or Friday night.I'm dying to see how this story ends. lol
Yesssssss, please be tonight. I think we'd all appreciate a live play by play, maybe have your phone in your chest pocket like Fedor and haveThere's going to be a conclusion soon. Either tonight or Friday night.
Lmao at needing to cut to 205. Fucking lolThis was me after seeing the pic and realizing I hooked up with a chick that would need to cut to make LHW.
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