Society Blacked out and banged a hippo last night. need help/advice

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BJTT-Rizzo

Tanaka Clan
Feb 16, 2015
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I don't envy your position. Make the choise to completely abstain consuming spirits in public. Stick to the hard lemonade or whatever you drink but no hard shit. This advice is only for the future. This way you will have some control/restraint in who you choose to bang. You did well leaving even if you don't remember.

I can't speak for everyone but, I've woken up with strange women next to me. They always remember the previous night when I didn't at all. Luckily I never had a stage5 clinger.

If you take Leighs advice beware. From Wedding Crashers-

"Nothing's scarier in the dating world than a stage-five clinger You know, the insecure type who just won't leave her crush alone or takes his feelings about his ex to the extreme."
 

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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More details are starting to come out as I try to piece together the night.

Apparently this chick lives with her parents and we had to sneak past her parents bedroom like we were in high school to get to her room at around 4am.

Idk why we didn't go back to my place. I'm assuming because I would have been embarrassed if my roomate saw her.

She's still texting and saying that her and a girlfriend are going to the bar tomorrow night and want me to come. I'm trying to see if she'll send me a pic of the friend.

If she's remotely good looking I might go and see if I can pull off a threesome.

If she's fat though I'm going to have to decline. Idk if I could handle all that beef.

If I do go, I'll post a PBP
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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In for pbp of tqn handicap match vs earthquake and typhoon
 

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
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More details are starting to come out as I try to piece together the night.

Apparently this chick lives with her parents and we had to sneak past her parents bedroom like we were in high school to get to her room at around 4am.

Idk why we didn't go back to my place. I'm assuming because I would have been embarrassed if my roomate saw her.

She's still texting and saying that her and a girlfriend are going to the bar tomorrow night and want me to come. I'm trying to see if she'll send me a pic of the friend.

If she's remotely good looking I might go and see if I can pull off a threesome.

If she's fat though I'm going to have to decline. Idk if I could handle all that beef.

If I do go, I'll post a PBP
Great plan. What could go wrong?
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
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Dec 31, 2014
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This thread started out a 10/10, but if TQN actually meets this broad again, it could become legendary.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

Tanaka Clan
Feb 16, 2015
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This thread reminds me of Floppy. I never did read if he actually got that ...woman pregnant. I really thought he was trolling but never found out.
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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I've been there brother, and I have 3 options for you:

1. Rehab. Seems to me you've got a bit of a problem...lol

2. Tell her if she wants to hook up again that she's on the Fight Club rules protocol. Plus you need to smash it sober. She might be a sexual savant.

3.
 

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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This appears to be heading in the right direction.

The only drawback is that I've been up since midnight and I'm tired as fuck. Plus it sounds like she has to work early in the morning or something. So if it doesn't happen tonight its going down for sure on Friday.

Trying to figure out how to post a screen shot. It keeps saying the file contents do not match the description or something like that