Rise of Skywalker Rage Reviews Thread

[Masato Toys]

I have been looking forward more to seeing the hardcore fans crap on this film than I have been looking forward to the film itself, lol

Very disgusted with what Disney and Kathleen Kennedy bitch did with this trilogy.

I can't bear to watch the film itself but I will enjoy the butthurt reviews lol

Here is a start, lol this guy is mad

 

[Masato Toys]

Full reviews should be flooding in Friday/Saturday

Those who saw the premiere apparently all got some paperwork saying they couldn't give spoilers till public release date




PREPARE for the RAGE lol

 

[RaginCajun]

In for the rage...

 

[Rambo John J]

I for the rage...

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Masato Toys]

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Masato Toys]

LOL, keep it coming

There is no excuse for butchering this great mythology Lucas gave us

 

[Masato Toys]

Waiting eagerly for both Mr. Plinkett and Critical Drinker's reviews

They are usually gold, and both loathe the new Disney stuff more than I do

 

[Super Dave]

 

[silentsinger]

Anyone else going tonight?

I'll give it a go, but I will probably sleep through it.

In for a hot dog and a Frostee though.

 

[Super Dave]

Star Wars fans are so easily butt hurt.

I'm going tonight and can't wait!

 

[Jesus X]

I learned from the last film glad I didn't waste my money on this crap.

 

[Jesus X]

at my theater they are 99 percent sold until 1 am lots of idiots are still buying tickets

 

[Super Dave]

I don't have a rage review.

I enjoyed it! Look forward to seeing it again.

 

[silentsinger]

I really enjoyed it. It didn't just wrap it up, it was a brilliant movie in its own right.

Not going out to watch it again but I will when it's on demand.

 

[silentsinger]

I don't know why the purists are getting their knickers in a twist. I wasn't looking forward to it but thought it was brilliant.

 

[Masato Toys]

I don't know why the purists are getting their knickers in a twist. I wasn't looking forward to it but thought it was brilliant.

This is encouraging, thanks

I just thought Last Jedi was such a travesty, still sour and lost hope in the production team.

May go see it after all then. cheers

 

[Masato Toys]

I'm still gonna post rage reviews, lol

Mr Plinkett is one of my favourites, I couldn't miss his review of this

 

[silentsinger]

This is encouraging, thanks

I just thought Last Jedi was such a travesty, still sour and lost hope in the production team.

May go see it after all then. cheers

I'm no massive Star Wars fan so take it FWIW, but the only hardcore nuts I know IRL who went last night as well really enjoyed it too.

 

[silentsinger]

I know you hate my beet Afleck loving ass but hopefully you'll be like it

 

[Masato Toys]

I know you hate my beet Afleck loving ass but hopefully you'll be like it

Oh yeah I forgot about that

Affleck as batman lol

 

[kneeblock]

I thought the film was fantastic. Totally exceeded expectations.

Spoiler: Not really a spoiler, just a small thing to look for

Also that hip switch to kesa gatame Ben pulled in that one scene was smooth.

 

[Haulport]

I'm still gonna post rage reviews, lol

Mr Plinkett is one of my favourites, I couldn't miss his review of this

RED LETTER MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is a Rise of Skywalker Plinkett review out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Haulport]

I completely don't understand how anyone could enjoy this garbage. It truly puzzles me. If you detach them from Star Wars completely as stand alone movies, Last Jedi and Rise are complete cinematic failures. The writing is terrible, the direction is amateurish. I just do not understand how anyone besides maybe 10-15% of the audience could enjoy this (there is always 10-15% of a population that does/feels/thinks the opposite from the rest of the population regardless of how insane their actions/thoughts/feelings are).....