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teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

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Jan 27, 2015
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Haven't talked to them today but as far as I know, we're still hanging out tonight. Going to a bar in Portland to minimize my chances of anyone knowing me seeing me with them.

Was able to push my work start time to 9am so I'll be able to consume more alcohol.

Buying jimmy caps on the way down.

I'm either having a threesome, or I'm not getting laid at all.
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

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teamquestnorth said:
Haven't talked to them today but as far as I know, we're still hanging out tonight. Going to a bar in Portland to minimize my chances of anyone knowing me seeing me with them.

Was able to push my work start time to 9am so I'll be able to consume more alcohol.

Buying jimmy caps on the way down.

I'm either having a threesome, or I'm not getting laid at all.
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That's the fucking spirit!
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
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Still haven't heard back from these broads. I sent a text like 4 hours ago no response.

If I get stood up by a couple of heffers I'm going to be pissed. Still early though
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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They just text back. They're on their way.

There's tons of hot chicks here and the two bartenders are legit 9's. I'm not happy about this. I can never show my face at this bar again after tonight.

Anything less than a threesome with major dome action is going to be a major dissapointment.

Will keep the thread updated as the situation develops
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
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Just got told that I "look like a cop" by some drunk 50 year old guy.

Not sure if that's good or bad. This could be a long night.
 
Wild

Wild

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teamquestnorth said:
Just got told that I "look like a cop" by some drunk 50 year old guy.

Not sure if that's good or bad. This could be a long night.
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Is looking like a cop a deterrent or in some way bad? Why would some 50 year dude even tell you that? He selling head jobs behind the bar & you proposition him or something?
 
teamquestnorth

teamquestnorth

Lindland never cheated
Jan 27, 2015
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I Wild Each It said:
Is looking like a cop a deterrent or in some way bad? Why would some 50 year dude even tell you that? He selling head jobs behind the bar & you proposition him or something?
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Idk. I smoke cigs when I drink and I was outside and some drunk guy walks past, points his finger in my face, and told me I looked like a cop.

I was on the verge of using excessive force but I got things I gotta do
 
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