I'll give updates for sure. Its nearing midnight here on the west coast.
I'll give a 100% honest assement of the happenings afterwards.
I might be a tad tipsy but they're looking like WW's and not light heavies
Society Blacked out and banged a hippo last night. need help/advice
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I'll give a 100% honest assement of the happenings afterwards.
I might be a tad tipsy but they're looking like WW's and not light heavies
Currently we're still at the bar....
In the outdoors area. Everybody's pretty smashed. These 2 chicks are...
Drunkenly talking up 2 other chicks.
In the outdoors area. Everybody's pretty smashed. These 2 chicks are...
Drunkenly talking up 2 other chicks.
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are they too drunk, or will he be sandwiched? mmm food.
fascinating how it started in disgust about banging a Biggun to quickly shed that and want to dive back in the lard pool. Why pretend this isn't a regular size for him? Big bitches need a dicking too. All these Jedi maneuvers just to make it acceptable to partake of the pork. Go 'head, jam it in Crisco Chritsy even without the promise of a possible double decker. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Fatty lovah.
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they better have dragged him home caveman style, or this is an unacceptable amount of time between updates.
I told ya, he getting nailed by some chick with a strap on front and rear. Tqn is getting spit roasted
It's the only plausible theory
It's the only plausible theory
I believe the correct term is bro-job
Alright here's where we're at. Other chick said she was on her period at the end of the night as we were getting ready to leave the bar. Was she telling the truth? Who knows but I didn't see first hand if it was true or not.
Me and the other chick ended up dropping her off and heading back to my place around 2.
Woke up to my phone ringing over and over again at 540. It was my work. They didn't know that my boss cleared me to work at 9.
Ended up coming in early since I got jolted awake.
Big girl is still sleeping in my bed unsupervised. I'm not happy about that. Thinking about going home on my lunch break and escorting her off the property.
Song 2 was right. I shouldn't have drank so much. Took my eyes off the prize when things started getting blurry.
Me and the other chick ended up dropping her off and heading back to my place around 2.
Woke up to my phone ringing over and over again at 540. It was my work. They didn't know that my boss cleared me to work at 9.
Ended up coming in early since I got jolted awake.
Big girl is still sleeping in my bed unsupervised. I'm not happy about that. Thinking about going home on my lunch break and escorting her off the property.
Song 2 was right. I shouldn't have drank so much. Took my eyes off the prize when things started getting blurry.
So no coke?
No yayo. I did blow $200 last night on drinks though.
Not happy at all about that.
Ha! Damn I'm good. When you got home with the O.F (Original Fatty that you were horrified at fucking) did she treat your refrigerator like a trow?
I AM THE TRILLEST. NEVER FORGET! I run thru bullshit intentions like ol girl runs- that ain't gonna work. I'm good tho.
No pics
No threesome
VTFD
No threesome
VTFD
It all started with too much alcohol.
Led to poor judgement mistaking a hippo for a hottie.
Which led to the creation of this thread and much regret.
Thought you could redeem yourself by bringing in another hippo and having a good threesome story.
But that backfired and now you have a girlfriend....the original hippo.
Led to poor judgement mistaking a hippo for a hottie.
Which led to the creation of this thread and much regret.
Thought you could redeem yourself by bringing in another hippo and having a good threesome story.
But that backfired and now you have a girlfriend....the original hippo.
So how big are we actually talking here? Was the sex good?
His roommate must be gone so he doesn't fear a shaming
Tqn when he gets home from work later
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THIS is what TMMAC was missing in the off topic area.