It out me to sleep within 30 min. So there's that. Limp yayYou know not what you speak
It out me to sleep within 30 min. So there's that. Limp yayYou know not what you speak
I hope a sharknado swirls up & destroys your little Fag Solo campy trip but you don't die. You're alive watching your legs roll into the ocean. Fuck them and your gotdamn monthly vacation capabilities.So I had another impulse buy and ordered a tent and sleeping bag from Amazon. Decided I'm going to camp my way through the Keys. I get a week off of work every month so I'm going to use the time to learn how to be a beach bum.
Not sure I'll follow through yet. When the gear gets here, I'll do a practice run on Little Talbot Island. Or not.
Is it fag if I do it solo lol?I hope a sharknado swirls up & destroys your little Fag Solo campy trip but you don't die. You're alive watching your legs roll into the ocean. Fuck them and your gotdamn monthly vacation capabilities.
Thanks for the invitation! Not sure I'll be that far south yet, but if I am I will definitely hit you up!We need to hangout sometime. I'm coaching my fighters in New Port Richey on the 10th if you want to come watch and I'll get you in the after party with us.
Yup. Faggotry ensues when masturbatingIs it fag if I do it solo lol?
I can give you some good movie recommendations. Don't listen to that filthy bearded fuck!Started watching Chappie. Realize I'm gonna put my foot up @ThatOneDude's pansy ass. This movie suuuuuuucks oozing cock.
Gimme babeI can give you some good movie recommendations. Don't listen to that filthy bearded fuck!
Gonna be sucking some dick in a few.So what u trannies doing today? Anything interesting? I'm about to eat shrimp and linguicia paella at my favorite restaurant
Then I predict I will watch tv in my underpants all day
I thought you had Saturdays off?Gonna be sucking some dick in a few.
I watched a pretty good documentary last night about the "dirtiest cop in nyc history." Like watching a car crash. Felt like a Scorsese flick.Gimme babe
PussyNot leaving my couch all weekend. Need a break from drinking.
Oh gawd. A brown person made it?Fucking burnt my mouth of that paella
No this is far too posh of an area. Most likely a Spaniards heard my English accent and got butt hurt about trafalgar.Oh gawd. A brown person made it?
Lol nahhhhh I can't, but I do have some potential good news for myself. Last Sunday one of my friend's wives filled out an application for me to do some reality tv show. Sent them my pics and shit without telling me anything about it. I got a call on Monday by some producer asking to do an interview and I had no idea wtf she was talking about. Ended up answering questions for like 30 fucking minutes. I did another video skype interview with them on Wednesday. Now they want me to fly to L.A to meet in person. The show is called Dating Naked. bwahahaSo let's hear some non delusion quality fuck shit. Are you ready to talk about last weekend Horesy? what happened Big Daddy H? @Priziesthorse
That's awesome! I watched it a few times lol lol. You'd for real just be swanging ?Lol nahhhhh I can't, but I do have some potential good news for myself. Last Sunday one of my friend's wives filled out an application for me to do some reality tv show. Sent them my pics and shit without telling me anything about it. I got a call on Monday by some producer asking to do an interview and I had no idea wtf she was talking about. Ended up answering questions for like 30 fucking minutes. I did another video skype interview with them on Wednesday. Now they want me to fly to L.A to meet in person. The show is called Dating Naked. bwahaha
think they're mostly outside. Dick burn SonI'd oil up my schlong and make it glisten to make things awkward af lol.