I'm an old sailor. Dick burn don't scare me.think they're mostly outside. Dick burn Son
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I have no problem being naked in front of anyone. I am a hot mess. I get naked in public all the time. The majority of my friends are cops. That's the only reason I don't get arrested every weekend.
I am hesitant to do it though because I don't want my family seeing that shit lol. Both my grandmothers are alive. They would freak the fuck out if they saw that lol.
Well shit it's at min a free weekend in LA! Still winning. Your grannies watch trash tv?
and every weekend you're streaking?
I can't stand bitch niggas. I really can't but I don't feel like going the fuck off today so I'm gonna smoke a cigarette.
I love my new bong, I hate no one
Who the fuck is Jeff the Drunk & what does he have to do with Little Fucker Syndrome
Hippy fuck slut.
I knew I should've quit being fat and joined the navy
My one grandmother does. She's hip as fuck. She is all up to date on pop culture. Drives a fucking stick shift Mazda Miata.Well shit it's at min a free weekend in LA! Still winning. Your grannies watch trash tv?
Ok 2 weekends ago. My buddy lives in the downtown section of this town. He has these giant 8 foot windows with no blinds or curtains. Ive been drinking for 12 hours and I am just standing in the window trying to get anyone's attention outside. A cop car rolls up and shines his bright ass spotlight up at me. I decide to take my clothes off and do a meat spin with my cock. Cops didn't like that. I see them get out of the car and heading towards the door to my friend's apartment. I am hiding in the closet burying myself under clothes.The cops knock on the door and for some reason my friend tells them they can come in. What an idiot. They search the house for like 5 minutes and couldn't find me. I am 30 years old, butt naked, hiding in closets from the police. Need to reflect on what I am doing with my life lol.
Oh contrare. I saw many thin women turn into absolute king size cum dumpsters in the navy.
Military is a bad place for women imo.
Bitches were making bank on ship suck8ng all the marine dick...... You would've done well for yourself
Lol @ G. She sounds adorable.
It's not that bad. You just didn't blackout. Sometimes you gotta force a blackout
Bad as in good. I didn't wanna be a dockside hoe. Want that oceanic trash whorishness
Hahahahahahahaha I did the same an hour ago. Turned that shit off I wasn't in the mood
Top gear it is
Not really.
I can't fucking stand Seth MacFarlane's voice.
When I first moved here I couldn't sleep, usually never stressed. After numerous pills and wine after day 2 I went def com 3. There was Jack D and a killed a fifth straight. Didn't give a fuck if I had an attack.
I woke up rested as fuck. My cousin said I stripped naked and made her look at my titts and ass. Luckily I didn't split the poon wide open.
Cousin & her kids were traumatized but I have no memory other than sleeping good. So derp bitches.
I woke up rested as fuck. My cousin said I stripped naked and made her look at my titts and ass. Luckily I didn't split the poon wide open.
Cousin & her kids were traumatized but I have no memory other than sleeping good. So derp bitches.
I hope that little bitch who just called Serra a twat in the reality show thread in Cageside comes in here so I can curse him the fuck off.
What kind of pills?