General I Got A Rat In The Subaru

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Rambo John J

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It's old.
I always go back to a random number of pages in archive and grab a thread to rile up the natives when I am bored
this one I actually thought of you two and the subaru jokes so I bumped it
many good threads way back in there
 
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I always go back to a random number of pages in archive and grab a thread to rile up the natives when I am bored
this one I actually thought of you two and the subaru jokes so I bumped it
many good threads way back in there
Stop targeting natives you racist. Reported to Leigh @Leigh
 
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I always go back to a random number of pages in archive and grab a thread to rile up the natives when I am bored
this one I actually thought of you two and the subaru jokes so I bumped it
many good threads way back in there
Gotcha
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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WHAT THE FUCK! Round 2! Cleaning my car today and I found a fucking rat turd, and a package of rice cakes that had been chewed into. This mother fucker is fucking with the wrong dude. I’m fucking furious, but I can’t help but laugh at this rat’s luck. Of all the Subaru’s in town he could have broken into he chose a Real One’s.

 
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WHAT THE FUCK! Round 2! Cleaning my car today and I found a fucking rat turd, and a package of rice cakes that had been chewed into. This mother fucker is fucking with the wrong dude. I’m fucking furious, but I can’t help but laugh at this rat’s luck. Of all the Subaru’s in town he could have broken into he chose a Real One’s.

Why is your car so disgusting?
 
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This is the unfair stigma around people with rat problems, that keeps them trapped in silence.
We aren’t dirty. We’re just like everyone else. I won’t be ashamed.
If you don't fix this shit I'm calling child services. Again.

 

Rambo John J

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Jan 17, 2015
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WHAT THE FUCK! Round 2! Cleaning my car today and I found a fucking rat turd, and a package of rice cakes that had been chewed into. This mother fucker is fucking with the wrong dude. I’m fucking furious, but I can’t help but laugh at this rat’s luck. Of all the Subaru’s in town he could have broken into he chose a Real One’s.

don't touch the turd
 

Zeph

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Jan 22, 2015
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WHAT THE FUCK! Round 2! Cleaning my car today and I found a fucking rat turd, and a package of rice cakes that had been chewed into. This mother fucker is fucking with the wrong dude. I’m fucking furious, but I can’t help but laugh at this rat’s luck. Of all the Subaru’s in town he could have broken into he chose a Real One’s.

Why you driving Pete round?
 

Rambo John J

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Just a matter of time now.

Rats are intelligent and tend to avoid new obstacles and items. Also nocturnal unless overpopulated.

He will probably be freaked out at your clean car alone.

Mice are much more careless, and will operate in the daytime.

Good luck SC
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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I once saw an entire car lost to a rat. If you don't live in your car there's no reason to leave food in it.