General I got my first date since my release!

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FINGERS

FINGERS

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capitan pingaloca said:
Jerk off a few times before the date so you dont become a minute man. If she is a college student, Tell her you will be there for her and have a shoulder for her to cry on when trump wins again in 2020.
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Did you just assume his dates gender?

Not cool man.

Not cool at all.
 
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Coconut Jones

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Casper said:
I’m going on a date this Wednesday boys! I’m really nervous. Idk what to wear or what to really talk about. I’m thinking about lying. I’m just trying to get laid. What should I do? Since money is really tight, I’m thinking about doing something that’s free or low cost.

Any advice is welcomed
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Is this hong
 
nuraknu

nuraknu

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Casper said:
Since money is really tight, I’m thinking about doing something that’s free or low cost.
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Gimmick or not, this is not a bad thread idea. Are there duck ponds in FL, or not so much bc of the gators?
 
nuraknu

nuraknu

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*What about one of those services that sets you up with a volunteer opportunity for a date? Maybe you can stuff Easter baskets for poor kids or something?
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Do you have a car? Maybe take her out dogging?
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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Know what would be a panty dropper and is free? Animal sanctuary. What a great first date.
 
Vitor29

Vitor29

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Don't try to order toilet wine at dinner and don't try to trade her a pack of smokes for sex.
 
RaginCajun

RaginCajun

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I'm starting to think that the advice in this thread is suspect.
If you want to get laid the scientifically proven way, you only need one thing...


 
Casper

Casper

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TheAwkwardTitan said:
lying dog faced pony soldier CONFIRMED VIA SENTENCE 6 OF COMMENT 3.

Technical foul via purposeful grammar mistake to sell his lack of intelligence. People don't just go around adding apostrophes all willy-nilly like it's a fuckin game out here.
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Thank god my cell phone autocorrects to make me seem smarter than I really am.
 
Wild

Wild

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Casper said:
I got a few Ralph Lauren polos and some American Eagle jeans with holes in em. I feel like I look early 2010s. I wanna seem up to date. Any suggestions?
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ok now I know this is a gimmick. I don’t care if someone’s been in prison for 3 decades...ain’t no man wearing American Eagle jeans.
 
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